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@samcar

Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. Not affiliated with anyone or anything. Let’s go Mets and socialism. 🇵🇸🌹

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Pattern Ignorer@samcar· 15d

a makeshift structure someone has labeled “the cuck shed” but someone else crossed out “cuck” and wrote “PRAYER U DOLT!”

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Apr 14

legends lost

DENIRO: We did it man. Fuckin rock on PESCI:
We took over the damn casino and now we gamble for FREE [both simultaneously] GAMBLE FOR
FREE
- dwayne (@collatingbones) December 2, 2013

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Apr 8

“the Roman Empire is my Roman Empire” MFers:

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Mar 24

i’ve been looking for this one for years! their old infographics are almost unsearchable.

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Mar 23

I love this company’s furry logo and cannot decide which explanation for its existence is better: 1. “My nephew is always drawing those cartoons, maybe he can design a logo” 2. “I have two passions in life, buddy, and only one of them is roofing”

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Mar 22

to the fool, wisdom appears as madness…

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Mar 20

close enough, congrats to all the outer boroughs

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Mar 16

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Mar 6

11 years after hope and cash

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Mar 6

@normal_now tweet: Two law enforcement police service servicing the public enforcement officers of the law, became entered into an interaction, during which time a gun became fired off and bullets became entering one of the law police officers at this time.

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Feb 3

no one has even been more right and more wrong at the same time

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Jan 31

the success of that search got me hopeful for the others. hopes were then dashed

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Jan 21

things were so simple then

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Jan 6

it’s a good thing that the president thinks the Deep State was trying to assassinate him. he’s not being paranoid and this helps us all feel that he will wield unchecked power responsibly

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Jan 2

they misidentify the source of hassle. my visual presentation is: 1. inside trader joe’s 2. the strip mall parking lot outside trader joe’s

That painting of Plato and Aristotle carrying on in enlightened discourse

Cover of The Lord of the Flies by William Golding, a book that purports to be about the savagery that can be unleashed from within civilized people

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Dec 2

this makes me want to cry for so many different reasons

witnessed, over the years, Lyndon Johnson's remarkable ability to alter tone completely and instantaneously to accomplish a purpose. Where, just a few minutes before, in his conversations with O'Donnell and O'Brien, there had been "adamancy," in full measure, now-in a new conversation with the same two men— there was humility, and in the same measure.
He wanted them to remain in their White House posts, he told the two Irishmen, still in the first throes of grief for their dead leader, because the best tribute that could be paid to President Kennedy would be passage of the programs he had believed in; they and he should fight for them together, he said, "shoulder to shoulder." And, he said, leaning across the table toward them and looking into their eyes, they should stay on because he needed them. He had so much to learn about his new responsibilities, he said, and he just didn't absorb things as quickly as Jack had. Jack had had not only the experience but the education and

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Nov 10

The Cosby Mysteries - 19 episodes, 1994-95. Starring Bill Cosby, Rita Moreno, and Mos Def. Music composed by Bill Cosby

The Cosby Mysteries
the Cosby
Mysteries
Genre
Mystery
Drama
Created by
David Black
William Link
Directed by
Jerry London
Starring
Bill Cosby
Robert Stanton
James Naughton
Rita Moreno
Mos Def
Lynn Whitfield
Composers
Craig Handy
Bill Cosby (as
William H. Cosby, Jr.)
David Weiss

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Oct 24

i also still tell people about the DVD thing. Brits don’t understand because they think “old wood” is the greatest gift of all

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Oct 24

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Oct 21

Rudyard Kipling remains the king of the “Hold up, WHAT YEAR was this published??” double-take

An imprint from a Rudyard Kipling book published in the 1910s showing the author’s name and the image of a swastika, which Kipling liked using as his “trademark” good luck symbol.

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Sep 15

beauty is all around if you just know where to look

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Sep 12

i think the symbol they’re interpreting as “transgender arrows” probably looks a little like this

arrow emoji arranged like a swastika. the joke is that the trumpists are a bunch of nazis.

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Sep 11

one of my favorite forms of reddit content

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Aug 19

i just learned like five totally unexpected facts in this first sentence

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Aug 18

The etymology of “bogus” is even better than I expected. Originally referred to money counterfeiting! Truly a word ahead of its time, destined to resonate here in the age of crypto.

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Aug 17

mood of my TL

Luthen Rael (played by Stellan Skarsgaard) from Andor

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Aug 11

now this is what i’m talking about

Balatro screenshot with a very high score and the jokers blueprint, baron, and four polychrome mines. If you don’t know the game, take my word for it that it’s an insanely overpowered build

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Jul 14

+666

In the Mouth of Madness (1995) credits joke:

Animal action was monitored by the American Humane Association with on set supervision by the Toronto Humane Society. No animal was harmed in the
making of this film.

Human interaction was monitored by the Inter Planetary Psychiatric Association.
The body count was high, the casualties are heavy.

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Jul 5

it’s so funny that the FBI wrote up a report saying “yeah this nerd is so delusional he thinks the CIA is watching him lmao”

Pattern Ignorer@samcar· Jun 25

here’s a stupid meme on the same topic