Ames (@sameshortt) · DIRTY

Ames

@sameshortt

Somewhere really normal

173 Folgt214 Follower575 Posts

Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir sameshortt.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

Ames@sameshortt· 5d

How am I supposed to be able to leave them? They're clearly distraught at the thought of it

Two cats sleeping back-to-back and top-to-tail on the sofa

Ames@sameshortt· 10d

Handstand tree

A tree in a wood. The trunk of the tree looks like an upside down torso, sticking in the ground, with two very long legs pointing upwards

Ames@sameshortt· Jun 24

Oh, hi!

An excellent frog, showing off their frog legs and sticking their head out of the pond

Ames@sameshortt· Jun 13

A row of crows and a squirrel in a park. Two of the crows appear to be watching the squirrel. Squirrel is oblivious and too busy eating

Ames@sameshortt· Jun 13

Kids grow so fast

A tiny new frog sitting on top of a rock that's sticking out of a pond

Another tiny new frog swimming on the surface of a pond

Ames@sameshortt· Jun 6

*Not fairy liquid

Half a pint ot fluorescent green, sour apple beer

Ames@sameshortt· May 31

Out of all the daft things I've been trying to make, I'm enjoying making these the most

Two mini zines. Left zine shows a cartoonsih pigeon lying down. Title reads: Pigeons are brilliant so be nice to them.
Right zine shows a cartoonish human with her eyes closed in embarrassment/guilt. Title reads: Yes, I'm a v*gan please don't be angry with me

Ames@sameshortt· May 31

Mini zine with an illustration of a cartoonish pigeon. Title reads: Pigeons are brilliant so be nice to them

Ames@sameshortt· May 16

Caturday. Made a zine

Mini zine. Front cover is a basic outline of a cat tilting their head to one side. Text reads: Cats are weirdos and that's fine

Ames@sameshortt· May 14

This was a bonus

A big white blob on a castle wall. It looks as though it has eyes and a mouth and appears to be wearing a party hat. It's probably singing "Happy Birthday"

Ames@sameshortt· May 1

Ready or not, here I....oh

Tabby cat hiding on a windowsill, behind a blind with open slats

Ames@sameshortt· Apr 25

Ended the first day of the walk in Conwy. There was a castle behind me.

A view of Conwy harbour with a number of boats anchored. Hills and blue sky in the distance

Ames@sameshortt· Apr 25

All the way around the Orme and nearly at Deganwy

A view of Deganwy from Gogarth. Clusters of houses can be seen in the green hills. Small white clouds are dotted around a blue sky. The sea looks calm

Ames@sameshortt· Apr 25

This was a bonus. Shame my camera's rubbish

A colony of seals bathing on a pebbled beach

Ames@sameshortt· Apr 25

Saw some really big fish

Ames@sameshortt· Apr 25

I was already too hot 15 minutes in, so was glad of the shade

View of Llandudno Pier from the bottom of the Great Orme. The Little Orme can be seen in the distance. The sea and the sky are a beautiful blue

Ames@sameshortt· Apr 25

Bits from the walk, day one: Starting off from last year's end point on Llandudno beach. (Bloody love Llandudno)

View of the Great Orme and Llandudno Pier from the beach, set against beautiful blue sea and a deep blue sky. The Grand Hotel and a cluster of other buildings can be seen on the edge of the Orme

Ames@sameshortt· Apr 21

That's the North Wales Coastal bit completed. Bag of Spar Onion Rings to celebrate

Road sign on a grassy bank next to a roundabout. The sign reads: Croeso i Ynys Môn. Welcome to Anglesey

Ames@sameshortt· Apr 19

Just leaving to start the next leg of the Wales coastal path walk. God, I miss the cats

A train station platform at Coventry

Ames@sameshortt· Apr 6

Bloody love this time of year

Close up picture of some white blossom. Blue sky in the background

A carpet of deep green ramson at the base of some trees. Smells delicious

Ames@sameshortt· Mar 15

Great news: I saw this tree yesterday

A picture of an old, gnarled tree next to a river. The sun is shining, and the sky is blue. The trunk of the tree has lots of knots and twists. Moss is creeping around the base

Ames@sameshortt· Mar 8

First attempt with oil pastels. I'll keep trying. I quite liked messing about with it. Not like watercolour, which, as it turns out, I really don't enjoy

Picture of a path running through a wildflower meadow. Yellow, pink, white, and purple blobs for flowers. Not my design, I took it from a tutorial

Ames@sameshortt· Mar 8

Tastes much better than it looks. Really.

Vegan chocolate peanut butter tart. Not the neatest finish.

Ames@sameshortt· Mar 1

Oh. I will be a nan after all.

A clump of frogspawn in a murky pond with leaves, white stones, and twigs

Ames@sameshortt· Feb 26

White and tabby cat, lying on her side. She appears to be clutching an invisible or tiny handbag

Bob Mortimer, clutching a white handbag

Ames@sameshortt· Feb 15

It's been weathery

A view of Saunton Beach. Wet sand in the foreground. Dunes in the distance. The sun is poking through patches of white cloud on a blue sky. You can't hear or see the wind in this photo, but it's definitely there

Saunton Beach. White/grey cloudy sky reflected in the wet sand beneath. Felt a bit of rain on my cheek in this one

Wet sandy beach. Dunes appear almost black in the distance. The sand looks almost like a mirror. Not enough dogs in any of these photos

Ames@sameshortt· Jan 17

Bloody love Rhayader

Patchy green hills with heavy clouds hanging over them. Hints of blue sky poking through

Ames@sameshortt· Dec 28

What?

White and tabby cat, glaring out from the gift bag she has managed to fit herself into

Ames@sameshortt· Dec 25

It was all going really well until I forgot about physics or something

Pre-cooked vegan sausage roll. The star cut outs have gone incredibly wrong

Ames@sameshortt· Dec 24

And all the neighbours pretended they weren't in

A disorganised corner of a room, with various jars and bottles of jam, chutney, ketchup, and gin, taking up all the space