
Aubrey Plastered@sammypotatoes· 12d NGL, GB News making Miatta Fahnbulleh sound fucking cool

Aubrey Plastered@sammypotatoes· 18d How many British holidaymakers getting incinerated by European wildfires do you think it will take for the press to stop printing this fucking nonsense?

Aubrey Plastered@sammypotatoes· 19d Reality: the welfare bill is pretty consistent as proportion of GDP. And by far and away the biggest part of it is pensions
David Blunkett: "the welfare bill is rising so we must take money from young people"


Aubrey Plastered@sammypotatoes· 21d 2,700 Britons killed by the May and June heatwaves and the Times is still painting anyone who wants to do something about it as dangerous radicals

Aubrey Plastered@sammypotatoes· Jul 7 In a tournament where the big stars have really stepped up, Neymar delivered some world class schadenfreude - outshining Ronaldo who, yet again, showed he can no longer perform at this level



Aubrey Plastered@sammypotatoes· May 21 Quote with a fictional band that isn't Spinal Tap

Aubrey Plastered@sammypotatoes· May 10 Can you spot where his jacket covered and where it didnt?

Aubrey Plastered@sammypotatoes· May 3 Sensible commentators: Environmentalists are unpopular because they're killjoys who want to force people to give up what they enjoy
Environmentalists: A family holiday is ok as long as people who fly loads cut down
Sensible commentators: SHAME

Aubrey Plastered@sammypotatoes· Apr 28 Three quarters of the tie still ahead of us

Aubrey Plastered@sammypotatoes· Apr 24 "But be warned, the grail cannot pass beyond the great seal"

Aubrey Plastered@sammypotatoes· Apr 8 A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast

Aubrey Plastered@sammypotatoes· Mar 24 Oh god, worse than I remembered - he brought a friend


Aubrey Plastered@sammypotatoes· Mar 6 It was the time that this guy was all over Twitter

Aubrey Plastered@sammypotatoes· Feb 16 I bet they invented it to do role play, the dirty feckers

Aubrey Plastered@sammypotatoes· Feb 8 "We saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe."

Aubrey Plastered@sammypotatoes· Feb 8 Who's the super bowl halftime performer? *wrong answers only*

Aubrey Plastered@sammypotatoes· Feb 4 Image below of students happily embracing the system they were getting into