My latest conspiracy theory is that Sophie Cunningham is a psyop by gambling companies to take money from their target demographic:

This post is a psyop by AI companies to think their products are the same as Skynet

Hi, I’m here for the movie money…

This you?

Speaking of film work, I love that people talk about his opening credit work and no one brings this up:

You’re gonna hear from my lawyer:

This was a reply to a Drew Magary article

We have another report using infrared cameras

Same energy

And this is Donald Trump after Rubio offered him some gum:

The pride flag is gonna look like the coat of arms of the Holy Roman Emperor by the end of the decade:

Here’s Trump’s latest post about the Kennedy Center ruling:

Literally you

This is like deadspin and that picture of a hammered Papa John

Same energy

She has goldeneye mouth

My eternal number one:

He needs this shirt

At least it isn’t the Columns 3 guy

Same energy