“Bluesky thinking” is the new “hipster analysis”

My Al Gore Rhythm be like: "here's some AI slop. You are a Europhile f*ggot who likes jazz and wine. Also, you might want to speak to a neurologist."

Densha Pikachu is coming with me to London

My cat has progressed from sniffing shoes to a full blown foot fetish

He’s just hanging out

“Hello. I am fucking stupid”

My £4 bargain I’m enjoying this afternoon.

I regret to inform you my cat has melted

No ideas why

She’s flying with the angels now 👼

Yowza what a day ahead

And yet I can’t get my twink to pay me £5million ☹️

You’ll have to speak up; I’m wearing the Wimbledon towel

I’m at GLASTONBURY! (In off year)

Gotta nuke something!

I went for a cider here and everyone said they knew you

Starting a staycation in Somerset today and my god it is so hot I might as well be in France

We noticed your vibes from across the bar, but first we have to inspect your genitalia.

Some true gems here. Yes, the white ones are yellowed because previous owner smoked a billion cigarettes a day. But at least that generation never got sucked into the You Will Own Nothing trap like I did. It’s gonna take me years to rebuild my library.

We’ve inherited a bunch of CDs so I took the opportunity to upgrade the Hifi (we literally had NO CD players in the house). Now enjoying Burial the way he is supposed to: with the bass on too high

Absolute fucking banger purchase today

Damon Barker has been photographing Taemin and quite frankly I don’t think my underpants will ever be dry again 🥵

See this, this is why I’m prediabetic

There’s questions raised about the democratic legitimacy of what Andy Burnham is doing. Shame it’s being made by mental cunts like this

Been to the Turkish barbers for a sick fade. Time for some binge drinking in Scouseland

King George III was wild for this:

Kanpai!

It came!