Samuel 🌈

@samwisery

34, he/him. Freelance writer. Currently in gay pirate mode / samwise on AO3. 🌱🌸🏳‍🌈 18+, please!

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Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Sep 12

Got slightly wet to take this, but blue skies are en route ☔️

A photograph of the sky. The clouds are thick and dark grey, and it is raining; in the back of the photo, blue skies and white clouds are visible as they approach.

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Aug 31

For Sexual Sunday, how's about the ending to @merryfinches.bsky.social and my RBB love letter to 90s rom-coms? 💖 I've posted both C12 (feat. beautiful art!!) and the epilogue today. My fault it's taken so long, I'm sorry; I hope you enjoy if you read it! 💛✨ archiveofourown.org/works/677699...

A title card for a fanfiction, drawn by MerryFinches. It says 'An OFMD RBB fic, The Backup Plan, words by samwise, art by MerryFinches'. It's a scene from a Greek island at sunset with a winding road and an ocean view. There's a large yacht in the ocean, and a yellow three-wheeled car in the foreground, and pretty pink flowers border the whole card.

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Jun 8

Happy birthday!! Hopefully you get to return soon 💙✨

A photo of the sea with some little green hills on the coastline and a blue, slightly cloudy sky.

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· May 28

Hung out with Buttons’ other half today 💙✨

A landscape photo of a small beach. A gravel path lined with a stone wall leads up to the shore, and grassy hills line the back. Some fluffy clouds are in the sky - some grey.

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· May 2

(This is not what I was picturing initially, but I think it's my winner.)

A vintage Hermès suitcase. Its top, sides, and back are made from a light brown leather, and its front is cream-coloured canvas (with leather corners). It has brass fittings and a matching leather handle, and it's a soft, rounded rectangle shape.

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· May 2

No, this is another thing! Tbh I think Once Upon a Summer Stede would have something a bit more ostentatious. He's got one foot stuck in the 60s :') Something like this, but in a bright, glossy teal. Maybe an ornate custom handle and zipper.

A Samsonite Silhouette suitcase. It's made of a hard material in a light blue colour, and it's rectancular with rounded edges. It has a wooden handle that's a slightly darker blue.

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Apr 10

A scientific comparison 🧪📝📈

A screencap from Our Flag Means Death S1 E4. Mary and Stede are sitting for their wedding portrait. Mary is seated and in frame, looking dubious and disinterested. Stede's hand extends in from off-screen; he's holding it stiff and straight, and only barely touching the neckline of Mary's dress instead of resting on her.

A screenshot from Our Flag Means Death S2 E5. Ed and Stede are kissing on the deck in the moonlight. Ed is facing away from the camera. Stede is facing the camera, with his hand eagerly gripping at Ed.

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Mar 31

I am visible for one day only 🍃✨

A mirror selfie of me, a bearded white man with dark hair. I am blurry; I’m sharing the frame with a trailing philodendron brasil, in clearer focus. (His name is Phil.)

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Mar 25

Uncanny, right?? Queen of Swords for you!

The tarot card Queen of Swords. The stately Queen sits bolt upright on her throne in armour and mail, sword held upright - but she seems peaceful and thoughtful, not war-ready. A tranquil backdrop of pastel blues and oranges sweep behind her, and a butterfly perches at the tip of her sword.

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Mar 25

Ooh you got my favourite card! The Magician ✨

The tarot card The Magician (I). The Magician stands at their table of magical components and raises their wand overhead, ready to cast. Flowers bloom around them overhead, and they wear a fancy outfit with a swoopy blue cape.

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Mar 25

Of course! You get The Lovers 🥰

The tarot card The Lovers (VI). In shades of minty green, an adoring couple hold one another’s hands and stare into each other’s eyes under the sun’s gentle rays.

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Mar 25

Ooh - Wheel of Fortune ✨

The tarot card Wheel of Fortune (X). Three golden figures stand in a half-moon below the eponymous wheel - a vast ouroboros surrounded by golden stars. The passage of time is depicted inside the wheel, with phases of the sun turning into the moon.

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Mar 25

I sure hope he gets out of there 🥲 Ace of Wands for you!

The tarot card Ace of Wands. Against a verdant backdrop of foliage and rolling hills and a peaceful peachy sky, a vine glowing with white energy from the world around it grows at the centre of the card. The energy bursts out at the top of the vine/wand, like a licking flame on a lit match.

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Mar 25

Of course! Thank you; I’m obsessed honestly 😭 Four of Cups for you!

The tarot card Four of Cups. Four cups float in a wispy-clouded sky in a fountain shape - one at the top with a star motif pouring gold and purple water into two with moon motifs, and those pour back into another with a sun motif at the bottom.

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Mar 25

Nine of Pentacles!! ✨

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Mar 25

Seven of Swords!

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Mar 24

For sure! First Temperance, and then the Knight of Cups ✨

The tarot card Temperance (XIV). In shades of teal and green, Temperance pours a jug of water smoothly into the tranquil pool they’re kneeling by. They have an expression of inner peace and are surrounded by wispy reeds blowing in a soft breeze.

The tarot card the Knight of Cups. The Knight sits astride a rearing lavender horse; despite the action, they look calm and in control. They raise a golden cup overhead with one hand, and hold the horse with the other. They seem to be charging through flowing water, with reeds at the horse’s feet.

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Mar 24

Of course! Ace of Cups ✨ (It’s the Sefirot deck and I am obsessed 😭)

The tarot card the Ace of Cups. A glistening golden cup floats above a pool of cool blue water and spills golden energy out into it.

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Mar 24

I am sure you know already but just in case, must add the necessary caveat that this isn’t a negative card… 🥲

The tarot card Death (XIII). A giant skeletal skeleton wields a scythe, pointed down and curving up. He surrounds a living golden city, watching over it, and wears a black cape that faintly depicts signs of life like trees or fungus. It could be threatening, protective or neutral.

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Mar 24

Two of Wands! 💛

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Mar 24

He’s everywhere I look 😔 And you get the Queen of Pentacles ✨

The tarot card Queen of Pentacles. The kind, smiling queen leans over a white balcony, decorated with flowers, to gently pet a calm-looking ram. She is dressed in blue and gold finery, and the night sky is sprinkled with gold stars above her.

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Mar 24

Page of swords! 🗡️

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Mar 24

Page of cups! ☕️

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Mar 24

Four of pentacles!

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Mar 24

Just looking through my tarot deck and… is that… Steard Bonnet?? (Also, lmk if you want a card pulled! Any excuse to fuss with this deck, honestly ✨)

The tarot card The Hanged Man (XII). It shows a blond, bearded man in a torn white shirt, open at the chest, hanging upside down, suspended by ornate twisting vines. His pants are slightly open and he is wearing a loose gold belt. To me, he looks a bit like a buff Stede Bonnet with a beard.

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Mar 24

Don’t mind me - just a tarot pull for @alias-cocaine.bsky.social because we still don’t have picture DMs 🌕✨

The tarot card The Moon (XVIII). The card shows a large, pale moon - a half-moon face but rounded to a full circle - reflected in a body of water. The background is a nighttime cityscape. Ghostlike figures of a dog and a wolf look like they’ve stepped out of the constellations and face each other across a column of water connecting the moon with its reflection. There are golden raindrops scattered all over the card.

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Mar 22

With much love and thanks to @alittlevelma.bsky.social for donating to the OFMD Craft Fair bonus round and prompting me - I have a new fic up!

A screenshot from AO3 of a title and summary. The fic is called 14:24 to Daylight, by samwise. The summary reads "After an ill-fated trip to see his now-ex, 27-year-old Ed Teach has been running out the clock exploring Europe by rail. Now there's just one last journey to go - to Vienna, where he's catching his flight home. He would have been fine with that if he hadn't just met a sparkly blond stranger on the train. Now all he wants is more time, and the only way to get it is to persuade Stede to gett off the train early and explore Vienna with Ed. Even then, it'll all be over at sunrise. Is it worth risking a world of heartache for just one night?" There are some Euro coins and a Vienna stamp overlaid.

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Feb 7

Haircut day, btw! Still not quite at full mullet power length in the back, but we'll get there.

Selfie of my new haircut - short on the sides and longer on the top and back (a 'modern mullet'). I'm also wearing glasses and have a short beard and mustache.

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Nov 22

I have a surprise fic to share today, with many thanks to @ceres-lenoir.bsky.social for donating for it! It's 25k of crew shenanigans as they nudge Ed and Stede together, featuring everybody in drag, a game of Truth, and a loving first time in a corset. #OFMDFic archiveofourown.org/works/60760195

An AO3 screenshot. The fic title is 'A Touch of the Divine', by samwise. The summary reads: "With Ed back on board the Revenge and the co-captains taking it slow, the crew are dhoking on the sexual tension. After weeks of encouraging and hinting, they decide to take matters into their own hands more directly - with the help of one of Calypso's sisters, of course." There are also images of some pearls, a red heel, and a pink long-sleeve glove.

Samuel 🌈@samwisery· Nov 17

As a non-cat-having individual, I am here to contribute a drawing of this fussy little guy I'm calling Mr. Fluffertum. His interests include sleeping, inanimate objects with feathers, and communist literature.