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i accidentally made a game about 5th graders beating each other up in a card game during recess:

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Sanjuny@sanjuny· 26d

❤️ that movie! It probably subconsciously inspired a lot of scenes I've written lol

Screenshot from the game Recesses, Clair is saying to the main character: "Here we are, potentially the only intelligent life in the universe. And what have we done with such an incredible gift?"

"Wasted it by being nothing but a bunch of self-centered, power-hungry, hairless monkeys screaming at each other over imaginary problems."

Sanjuny@sanjuny· 27d

Some photos from chicken recess today 🥰

Photo of two buff orpington chickens in tall grass

Photo of a barred rock chicken contemplating a rock

Photo of a cinnamon queen chicken thinking about eating some grass outside

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Jul 3

Recesses is still on sale for only $2.49! Here are four screenshots devoid of any context that I think sum up the experience pretty well! store.steampowered.com/app/3087810/... #indiegame #indiedev #cardgame #tcg

Screenshot from Recesses, Emily is saying to the main character: "We're a society of alcoholics trying to feel better by putting people in power who promise more, cheaper drinks!"

Screenshot from Recesses, Big Dog is saying to the main character: "Now I know how god must've felt when his creations overpowered HIM."

Screenshot from Recesses, Emily is saying to the main character: "Even though currency is nothing more than a quantification of violence."

Screenshot from Recesses, Eugene is saying to the main character while in SPACE: "I am Eugenius Hacker, Resthplendent God of the Thimulation, Archiect of the Inteminable Horizthon, Masthter of all Thix Forbidden Exthending Claw Techniqe'th!"

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Jun 24

When you had to take a scary bath, but then you get wrapped in a warm towel afterward and can't stop purring and mlem-ing 🥰

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Jun 18

The goat added it herself, so she gets to decide what it does!

Screenshot from the game Recesses, Eugene is talking to a goat in some inter-dimensional plane of existence: "Oh no! It'th even worsthe than I could have possthibly imagined. She ith adding a cheat code to the game."

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Jun 18

Screenshot from the game Recesses, the main character is saying: "AI? You mean the computers that steal artwork and fill out your homework wrong?"

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Jun 6

When I'm playing Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader? and my opponent is Emily 😰😰😰 #indiegame #cardgame #tcg

Screenshot from the game Recesses, Emily is saying: "You know, I used to wonder why humanity keeps repeating the same mistakes over and over again, when we should just learn from history. But the answer is obvious: we make the same mistakes because they feel good."

"And if there's one thing that's true about humans, it's that you can't stop us from doing things that feel good."

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Jun 3

Sometimes you just gotta take a little break after an intense digging session during chicken-recess 🥰

A photo of a chicken sitting down on dirt and leaves

Sanjuny@sanjuny· May 22

Makes me even more glad that I specifically had the characters make fun of AI in my deckbuilder game😆

Sanjuny@sanjuny· May 10

Wait, there are other Deadlocks than this masterpiece??

Deadlock II Shrine Wars, a computer game released in 1998

Sanjuny@sanjuny· May 8

Has anyone ever enjoyed anything more than Nut the chicken enjoys her bowl of yogurt?

A chickens with yogurt happily stick to her beak after eating it

A chicken with yogurt on her beak happily standing in front of the bowl of it

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Apr 19

Something I wonder every day. #indiegame #indiedev

Screenshot from the game Recesses, the character Wires is asking the main character: "What's it like to be normal?"

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Apr 18

store.steampowered.com/app/3087810/...

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Apr 15

Is there anything better than hitting the player with this after they already thought they'd beaten the game three times before and are probably 20+ hours in? 🥰 #indiegame #indiedev

Screenshot from the game Recesses, the text says: "Congratulations! The tutorial is now over."

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Apr 7

Screenshot from the game Recesses, Clair is saying: "Here we are, potentially the only intelligent life in the universe. And what have we done with such an incredible gift?"

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Mar 26

Screenshot from Recesses, Emily is saying: "All we can do is make the best choices possible with what's available to us."

"And even then, sometimes we still lose."

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Mar 26

Misty, our miracle chicken! At 4 months, she ate a screw, lost the ability to walk, went through chicken physical-therapy, went away to boarding school with two 12-year-old silkies, then returned a year later voracious for snacks! She still wobbles a bit, but she lays a big green egg every day 🥰

A crested chicken staring right at the camera with a derpy face

An x-ray of a chicken showing a screw in her stomach

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Mar 1

Evergreen screenshot

Screenshot of the game Recesses, Clair is saying to the main character on top of a snowy mountain: "I'm juts so... tired."

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Feb 20

Not sure if I sure be honored or horrified about this comment on my 5th-grade-level art 😆 #indiegame #indiedev

Screenshot of Reddit comment for my game that says: "an odd chice to use ai for such a simple style, but alright. i was immediately suspicious because this is usually how image generators make childlike pictures, and every single detector I run it through gives 90% or higher. I know they aren't reliable, but it's probably the case for this one. interesting concept though. looking at the page, the people are fairly consistent, so maybe it's only the background?"

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Feb 13

Screenshot from the game Recesses where Joey is saying to the main character: "People knew the dangers of releasing literal tons of pollution into the air, but they just kept doing it."

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Feb 13

"Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?"

A photo of a derpy hen looking right into the camera.

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Feb 7

Chickens are a real-life cheat code for feeling happy.

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Feb 4

Man, how many hidden boss battles do you think this one bad-boy (and four bad-crystals) have inspired over the past 30 years? What a legend! #indiegame #indiedev

Screenshot of the Culex fight from Super Mario RPG on the SNES.

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Feb 3

Screenshot from the game Recesses, principal Keener is saying to two elementary school students: "When we're through, I'll wipe my ass with your pathetic cards!"

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Jan 26

Screenshot from the game Recesses, Clair is saying to the main character: "It's... agony, watching our species's potential waste away."

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Jan 23

Screenshot from the game Recesses, Mr. Whitter the school janitor is saying to the main character: "Y'know why they call'em holler-painyo pepper'sh? It'sh on account of they're sho shpicy they make ya holler in pain!"

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Jan 22

I feel like this is one of the best comments you can hope to get on an ad for your game 😆 #indiegame #indiedev

Screenshot of a Reddit comment on an ad post that says "Finally... an advertisement that's actually somewhat interesting."

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Jan 14

Dreams really can come true 🥹

Screenshot of Stepmania with a AAA score on Maxx Unlimited

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Dec 31

Yeah, that sucks, but the reverse is awesome! Card battle games where people throw around sociological terms and politics😆

Screenshot from the game Recesses, the 5th grader Emily is saying to the main character: "We're a society of alcoholics trying to feel better by putting people in power who promise more, cheaper drinks."

Screenshot from the game Recesses, the 5th grader Emily is saying to the main character: "Our societies have gotten this far by using the obsolete system of money, and we can only progress further by evolving past it!"

Sanjuny@sanjuny· Dec 21

Wait a minute, Uma Musume has... - Creatures you summon that resemble humans but are not - Entertainment not of this world - Complex, almost puzzle-like menus and mechanics that must be solved in order to unlock them Uhhhh