Santiago Jones
@santiagojones
I know it’s social media and you’re prob lovely, but strangers scare me, so not soliciting for engagement beyond established friends. Also, I ❤️ dump trucks.
Describe yourself in three fictional characters. Some winning combination of these twats.
Football analysis/discourse is still going on in the WhatsApp’s. Joined in.
I made every stupid little sticker on here because I live inside.
I like it. I wouldn’t say that’s a barometer of quality. They spent some wedge promoting it tho
“Will be be ok?” “We don’t know, it was an exceptionally heavy duty mayonnaise”
This weird lil guy in Cambridge. He has a tiny tap for a tallywhacker. Bronzebob Smallcock.
Breaking: Prince Harry rediscovers childhood Pog collection, SilverVision WWE tapes and N64 - “Not as good at Goldeneye as one remembers” parps estranged aristocracy.
Lee Dixon: “What a fingertip that is” I’ll take “things Lee Dixon’s prom date never said for $1.000 please”
If I was James Cameron I would have simply inserted a cameo from Snagglepuss to lighten the mood, subsequently ignoring the fact he is a two dimensional animated character in a drama driven, live action, disaster movie.
Tbf to the peculiar fella, he didn’t look half bad. Like a young (and, one would imagine, infinitely less sex bothering) Ronaldo
Vitor Pereira trying to enjoy a cold Sagres on a beach over summer. Big Jelly Marinakis on FaceTime…
I moan often about Microsoft Windows and all the shit it’s cramming itself with. Anyway, this was the lock screen it gave me today… Welvis Bay in Namibia. Replete with actually its flamingos of course. What a smashing bunch of lxds.
He really is somehow more moribund than Lawro. “Not long left in this one Mark” “Not long left for any of us Gary, what is life but a parade of endless misery. Existing between one awful event to another, hoping to live long enough to catch something terminally dreadful” “Here comes Haaland!”
Imagine if everyone’s great dead gran looked like a cross between Miley Cyrus and Kim Wilde. Put that on the stamps. Here’s HRH the very deceased former Queen Mother in her milf/brat summer era of 1927.