Sarah Jones
@sarahjones
Senior writer, Intelligencer/New York Magazine. Bible Bonkers professional
joke question, I’m not going to do this because I ate too much bread yesterday and my glucose monitor did this
woke up from a nap and saw a post about my 20th high school reunion this year
obviously I know that I’m pale but had not grasped my current Situation until I saw myself in a camera today
tacky taste? mediocre music? a fiancé who plays for the Kansas City Chiefs? go do that over there. do not bring it to me
incredible beast. she once killed a mouse by snapping its neck. today she got scared of a bottle of seltzer and ran away from it
that one is particularly good but Nature is always great. we call it cat tv lol
also this just isn’t true, and if you’re going to make a claim this broad you should at least try to support it!
I keep seeing these slop ads everywhere so I started sending them to my husband, who is a former Marine. He is collecting them like Pokémon