Sarah Kelly
@sarahkelly
I live in Denver and I have a pug. College football sicko. Also an editor.
What I’m saying is, almost everyone in the United States is experiencing worse weather and air quality than Denver right now, but Denver is a little bit less perfect than usual
Nobody’s gonna feel sorry for me about these numbers but it feels kinda gross outside
Yeah, the high here is 94 and I’m thinking of wearing this dress, which is extremely summery
Yes that will be so fun when the time comes but WAIT YOUR TURN PLEASE. I’m not done summer maxxing
Ok fine I made some ugly food: street-cart style chicken bowls. Gonna watch “Before Sunrise.”
In an effort to be more intentional about my time, I have emptied the dishwasher and selected a meal kit to make dinner before I watch a movie (NOT Dateline reruns) and have ice cream. But there’s a dog on me.
Had to get toilet paper AND paper towels with my grocery order this week
I see this stupid story/joke verbatim in so many dating profiles and I don’t understand why men think this is interesting or funny or a good tactic for attracting women.
I guess Saturday movie tickets are a little different from the Thursday daytime shows I’m used to
I was so miserable but look how good my shoulders and jawline and eyebrows looked in 2012. And my teeth! Before they moved because I didn’t wear my retainer
I actually don’t think the wedding has become the biggest story, but I do need people to understand there will always be more coverage of specific events that occur than there will be coverage of an ongoing state of affairs.
90% of British people’s criticism of the U.S. is just heinous classism, which is a weird choice because there are plenty of legitimate gripes and “I’m simply better than you because I have money” isn’t one of them
This one cracks me up but the earliest I can get my hands on it is Wednesday
It was at this point that I realized we’re never gonna agree on this. Two sides too far apart.