Sarah Grey

@sarahlynngrey

beautiful tropical fish and professional do-gooder. data manager by day, trash panda by night. Bi/pan, she/her, ADHD. Some things I like: SFF short stories, books of all sorts, cats, artists, queerness, human rights.

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Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· 23d

Lizzie: Mr. Darcy is the LAST man in the world whom I EVER could be prevailed upon to marry

Lady Catherine de Bourgh: Okay then, promise me that you will never marry Mr. Darcy.

Lizzie: a picture of Pingu the claymation bird. He is sitting in a chair, arms crossed, with a resentful expression. He is saying "well now I am not doing it"

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Jul 15

Out of Sight. Possibly the hottest any two people have ever been together.

Jennifer Lopez and George Clooney trapped together inside the trunk of a car.

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Jul 8

Photo of a handwritten sign that reads "Our expectations for you were low but Holy Fuck"

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Jul 5

Hear me out:

Catherine O'Hara as Moira Rose in Schitt's Creek, wearing her astonishing Pope outfit

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Jul 2

I've been getting back into jewelry making! My favorite thing is to combine thrifted and vintage elements from broken jewelry into something new and beautiful. (The blue necklace focal is a rhinestone earring.) 1/2

3 pairs of earrings hanging on a black bar in front of a white textured wall.

The first pair: a silver-plated floral stamping with a long silver spike that looks like a fairy needle. Stabby stabby!

2nd pair: a rust colored leaf made from felted wool, with a small silver wrapped blue teardrop hanging in front of the leaf.

3rd pair: a long delicate oxidized chain with a wire wrapped coin pearl dangling from the bottom

3 necklaces, all with a similar floral design

1st necklace: a brass filigree flower with a purple blue rhinestone in the center, on a gold chain. If you look very closely you can see that there is a tiny brass gear layered into the flower.

2nd necklace: a gorgeous cerulean focal that looks like a flower, made up of rhinestones, hanging from a silver spiral closure, on a necklace made of delicate glass beads. The necklace is designed so that the closure goes in front.

3rd necklace: a brass openwork flower with an opal in the center, on a vintage brass chain.

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Jun 24

Meme showing a whole bunch of AI company logos, all of which look like buttholes. In the bottom right corner is an orange cat laying on its back with its back paws stuck up in the air. One of the AI logos has been tastefully superimposed over the cat's butthole.

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Jun 24

My favorite part is the plant that is somehow growing out of the shelf bracket

Bad AI image which shows a single white shelf attached to those wall bracket things. On top of the shelf is a houseplant that is growing down towards the shelf in a weird uncanny way. One tendril is sticking straight off the edge of the shelf in total defiance of nature. The wall bracket on the other side of the houseplant is somehow sprouting another plant tendril. The overall effect is both creepy and pathetic.

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Jun 21

These are glorious. If I could afford it I would definitely grab this one.

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Jun 1

I got to see a copy of Sublimation in advance and it's GORGEOUS and also it's BRILLIANT, don't miss this book y'all @isabel.kim

A hardback copy of Sublimation by Isabel J. Kim. It looks fantastic and you should read it.

A pin is propped up against the bottom edge of the book. "HELLO my name is" is printed on it, and below that in light blue handwriting it says "the Sublimation of the Self Dave." There's a signature in black sharpie, from author Isabel J Kim

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· May 26

This is my beloved Kitty Malinky. I would be so honored to be one of the lucky recipients!

A beautiful tabby cat with white paws and a white tummy is laying on her side, snuggled into a nest of gently glowing Christmas lights

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· May 23

This thing is great

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode entitled "Welcome to Bluesky"

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· May 20

Relatedly:

A four panel cartoon

Panel 1: Two soldiers with spears are standing on a hill surrounded by fallen soldiers wearing a different color of armor. The first soldier says "how do we know if they're actually dead or just pretending"

Panel 2: the second soldier calls out "I have a chronic illness!"

Panel 3: one fallen soldier says "Try kale!" Another says "Essential oils!" A third says "YOGA!" A fourth says "juice cleanse"

Panel 4: The two soldiers have moved lower on the hill. They do not speak. They are each stabbing one of the helpful suggesters

Credited to SpaceboyCantLol

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· May 18

I will let her know! Cat tax:

A large, gorgeous tabby cat gazes winsomely at the camera from within an even larger cardboard box. She has green eyes, light brown fur with black stripes, white paws, and a white "kerchief" pattern of fur on her neck.

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· May 16

I made this one, and I do remember why, but I think it's even funnier without any of the relevant context

Britta from Community is saying "I can excuse monsterfucking, but I draw the line at Ed Sheeran"

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· May 13

What I imagine you to look like when you're negotiating your lifetime supply:

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Apr 13

My casting choice. Required line for somewhere in the pilot: "we saved souls together"

Timothy Olyphant as Raylan Givens from Justified. This shot is from the recent series, so he has some grey stubble and somehow looks even hotter than in original the Justified.

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Mar 16

Post a meme made by you

A 2 panel version of the Britta "I can excuse racism" meme

Panel 1: Britta from Community with a serious expression on her face. Text reads "I can excuse monsterfucking"

Panel 2: Shirley from Community, looking appalled. Text reads "But I draw the line at Ed Sheeran"

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Mar 8

Passionately love this one

Screenshot from YourAiSlopBores.me

My prompt: Please draw me Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Image: a blond woman with a slightly evil smile and big muscles holds a stake in one hand and some kind of weapon in her other hand. She's about to stake a vampire and is feeling pretty happy about it.

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Mar 8

I remain obsessed with youraislopbores.me. look at this absolutely incredible friend, who I will cherish forever or until it kills me in my sleep. Thank you to whoever drew this

My prompt: Draw a friend

The image: a nightmarish face consisting of one red eye with a black pupil, one yellow eye with a black pupil, and a terrifying Cheshire cat style smile. I love this friend with my whole heart

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Mar 7

Having so much fun with this, people are amazing. I deeply love these.

My prompt: Please draw a monster

The response:

a line drawing of a can with a stylized "M" on the front, the word OR, and then an incredible line drawing of a monstrous creature. It is green, with a mouth full of sharp teeth and a mischievous expression. It has red horns and claws. I love it.

My prompt: Please draw a spaceship

The response:

A traditional style UFO being piloted by a happy looking green alien who resembles a cross between a frog and ET. There are three items (lights, maybe?) on the UFO, represented by a red circle, a tan circle, and a blue circle. Below the UFO there is a purple "beam" with a stick figure human inside. The human is either being pulled into the UFO or being dropped from inside the UFO. The human is saying "AAA!!" I love it.

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Mar 7

This is very beautiful, sincere thank you to whoever drew it for me!

At the top is my prompt: Please draw me a hummingbird.

Below that it says "ai responded" with an image.

The image is a beautiful line drawing of a bird with its beak sticking in the middle of a flower. The bird has one purple wing, one blue wing, green feathers on its chest, and blue feathers on its tail. The flower is purple with an orange center and a green stem.

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Mar 7

This is so fun, I hope somebody enjoys my dreadful - but very sassy! - horse

A very bad line drawing of a horse-like creature, with bizarrely large front legs and brown lines added to convey the mane and tail. Above the horse, green handwritten letters spell out "I AM SASSY!" Below the horse is a green line drawing of a heart.

Underneath the "illustration" is the prompt, which reads "a sassy horse"

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Mar 7

Absolutely incredible, I'm dying

Screenshot from youraislopbores.me

My prompt: Write me a silly poem

"ai" responded:
To be, or to be
A duck
Quack quack
That is the
Duck question
Quack quack
In a pond

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Mar 6

If he likes Japanese logic puzzles, I highly recommend this book. I liked it so much I bought a second copy. It looks like it might be out of print, but maybe you can find a copy online somewhere? Publisher is Puzzle Wright Press.

Photograph of a book called "Giant Logic Puzzles foe Geniuses" by Nikoli. The front cover has a complicated looking puzzle and the silhouette of a whale.

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Mar 5

In my heart I envision this, and it sparks joy

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Feb 26

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

The cast of Leverage: Christian Kane as Eliot (Hitter), Gina Bellman as Sophie (Grifter), Timothy Hutton as Nate (Mastermind), Beth Riesgraf as Parker (Thief), and Aldis Hodge as Hardison (Hacker)

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Feb 23

No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist I'm good with this, I think she could fix me

Photo of Alysa Liu, the figure skater who just won a gold medal at the Olympics. The photo is from her free skate, and is taken from above. What we see first is her joyful face, with her eyes closed and a beautiful smile, and her dress swirling around her like golden feathers. Below her we can see the Olympic ice rink.

Her left arm is fully outstretched and her right arm is closer to her body, in a crooked position. This is because she's holding her left skate, and has her left leg way up in the air by her head. Her joy is palpable. Figure skaters are so amazing.

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Feb 11

Line drawing of a man staring at a desktop computer

The man: say i am alive

The computer: > I AM ALIVE

The man: oh my god.

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Feb 5

I think about this cartoon every day now

Sarah Grey@sarahlynngrey· Jan 22

I made myself a pair of stabby earrings so that I could feel like I was stabbing things all day every day. I have to say, it really has helped