Been feeling like hot garbage but now I feel like -breathtaking- garbage, shoutout to the diva who donated this, my life is forever changed for the better

I cannot deal with his little feet there lmao

The older he gets the less he is a cat and the more he is just some dude who lives in my house

May I have your attention please - He’s got this adorable white spot on his forehead and a black spot in the roof of his mouth 😭💖🙏 thank you for your time

😭💖 He gives the sweetest aggressive face rubs 😭😭😭

I can't keep it in anymore here's a new merch preview..................................... listen stay with me ...

We introduced the babies to our 3 year old cat and it couldn’t have gone better 😭💖 ow my heart

To fill the Carbon-sized hole in my heart we went to the shelter to get a kitten and came home with bonded brothers 😭🙏 they’re the best and I can’t wait for Jasper to officially meet them once their quarantine time is over 💖☺️ Soot and Cat Boy Jerma, welcome to the family 😭🙏

My office was her room, with her food and blankets she would sleep on, on my desk while I worked, and I haven’t been able to go in there to clean it up yet lol.. makes it too official I guess. Miss u bby, life’s a whole lot quieter without u around 💖🫩

Last week we had to let my babygirl go. She would have turned 20 in June. I miss her so much… I’ve had her since she was a kitten, she’s been a source of comfort in my life for half of it, and now she’s gone

Ah yes the classic pit stop to The Netherlands in between quebec and ontario (?????)

Lol and everyone went “YEEEEEP” thanks Jackbox I feel seen

Jasper took a nap next to my new comically large pants

My little old lady 😭 and her perfect little feet 💖

I hit peak with this cover and it's just been downhill from there tbh

Merry christmas and happy holidays yall 😭💖🙏 every year mom asks me to decorate the frosted sandwich loaf, so here’s this year’s Little Guy

She’s move in ready don’t worry about the nosy neighbor he’s fine and not weird

Been looking for my hammer for 15 minutes

Got these on discount somewhere over a year ago, they were painted gold and looked a bit shitty but I HAD A VISION 😭 and months ago I sprayed them white and forgot about them….but TODAY…! Is the day!! Added color and put them up 💖 im so happpyyyy

I feel like if this was a drawing everyone would say it makes no sense

HANDSOME BABY BOY

Pros - huge success Cons - none I’m just really losing my shit at this guy building a stash in the snow at the foot of the tree (???? Lmao)

Already sweating my tits off

She’s 19 years old

He’s always in the background like some horror movie shit

My desk is where the cool kids hang out apparently

You had me at “Get my kitty to quinoa”

Man fuck that guy