BloomBitch

@sarasmartass

FUCK ICE, FUCK DHS, FUCK CBP I’ve been saying this shit was coming since 2001. I hate that I was right. Organize. Defy. Resist.

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BloomBitch@sarasmartass· 8d

Please meet my oldest son, Finn. He turned 19 this past May, and has informed me he has no intention of ever moving out of the house.

An old grey tabby cat lays on a deck, content in the sun.

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Jul 6

Our cat Sparky would like to congratulate you on your excellent care of your hooman. He is also an anxiety stopping cat, and he approves of your techniques. He also suggests heavy rubbing of your cheek against the hooman’s cheek and ankle snaking for 24 hrs to make sure treatment sticks.

A Van print black and white cat sits on a gray stair rug with paw prints. He is in front of a golden yellow wall. He is looking inquisitively at the camera, as if to ask if you are alright.

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Jun 29

May this cornflower brighten your day. It’s a really good cornflower.

A photo of a single blue cornflower is pictured in front of a bed filled with cornflower

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Jun 27

Happy Caturday, Governor Walz

An old brown tabby cat with yellow and brown eyes looks up at the camera from the concrete as if to say, “did you not hear me the first time I asked, lady?”

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Apr 8

This is done by a local artist, friend and soil scientist. The quote is by renowned geologist Francis D Hole, and it’s painted with pigments derived from the soil. It serves as a reminder, as we prepare the farm in the spring, that it’s my eventual bed I’m preparing. It helps keep shit in focus.

A watercolor painting is pictured in a rough wood frame. The colors are oranges, golds, browns, greens, and blues and are created with soil based pigments. The painting has words in multiple colors which read, “We are all temporarily not soil”, a quote by Francis D. Hole, renowned geologist.

It is a reminder to use our time here wisely and treat the earth gently, because we are all just temporarily not soil.

Happy another year of being not soil, internet stranger.

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Jan 8

Huh. My state rep tried to convince me that she was the one blocking the road. See the text exchange below.

A screen shot of a text message is pictured. At the top it says Yesterday, 1:19 pm (the screen shot was taken 1/8/2026).

The message reads,
Hello Rep. Stier. As a constituent, I look forward to your public statement condemning the actions of federal law enforcement officers who executed a legal observer this morning in Minneapolis.

You don’t know this, but that’s my old neighborhood in MPLS, and it’s a neighborhood that sticks together and takes care of one another.

As a law enforcement officers, I am sure you are aware that it is of the utmost importance that LEOs uphold the law and set an example for the rest of society. That is not what happened in the Twin Cities this morning.

Thank you for your time and consideration of this urgently pressing issue in our state.

A screen shot of the rest of the text thread is pictured. The thread reads as follows, beginning with Rep. Stier’s response.

Rep Stier: She hit an ICE agent with her car. Then aimed for another one.
And she blocked the road so ICE couldn’t leave.

BloomBitch: Rep Stier, I’ve seen the video. Her wheels were turned away from the officers. Please don’t try to gaslight me.

Lethal force should only be used as a last resort. You know that as well as I do. Those officers were not at that stage yet, and their actions put us all at risk.

It’s unacceptable, and your willingness to defend them tells me all I need to know.

Thank you for your response.

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Jan 1

I had to look it up. 😅 #old

A screen shot of the Merian-Webster Your Word of the Year game is pictured. “Based” is my word of the year. I’m almost 50 and have always been uncool, so this required my referencing my trusty dictionary 🤓 to comprehend.

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Dec 27

Hello from my tree climbing cat! He made it to the top this year, and his chonky brother got on the cat wall walk and they had a battle royale. The tree held, and only one plastic ornament fell off.

An orange tabby cat is pictured among the branches of a Christmas tree.

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Dec 27

Heads up South Central MN:

A screen shot of an email from the City of Mankato MN. The text of the email reads:
U.S. Department of Homeland Security provides notification of presence in Mankato

Mankato, Minn.— Mankato Public Safety has been notified that agents with the US Department of Homeland Security (DHS) are working in Mankato. These agents have presented valid law enforcement credentials.

Mankato Public Safety is not aware of the specific nature of their activities and is not participating in or assisting with any operation. Public Safety is also not aware of the scope of any potential investigation or how long DHS will be in Mankato.

Those who have questions regarding the authority of individuals claiming to be law enforcement are encouraged to contact 911 to verify their identity.

Since this is a Homeland Security matter, media need to contact DHS with questions. The City of Mankato has no additional information.

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Paul Davud

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Dec 24

Gifting everyone on BlueSky some holiday hope today. “Where flowers bloom, so does hope.“ —Lady Bird Johnson May you be gifted the things that fill your heart and soul this season.

An ivory ceramic pot decorated with beige pine trees, gold stars and dots and embossed with the word, “Hope” is pictured. It is filled with red roses, white hydrangeas, curly willow, cypress tips, Fraser fir tips and pine cones in a whimsical holiday arrangement.

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Dec 18

1.)Yes, artificial 2.) Colored or white, depending on whether the kid or I turned them on (they like colored, I like white. color changing LED lights are awesome) 3.) No 4.) Yes. It’s a Christmas miracle. All of my shopping and shipping are done— just a few gifts left to wrap.

A very tall Christmas tree is pictured, covered in multi-colored lights and ornaments. A twinkling star sits atop the tree. It is dark, and the tree is the only source of light. A few gifts are placed on a red velvet skirt under the tree.

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Dec 14

Current situation where I’m at:

A screen shot of a weather forecast is pictured. The temperature reads -7 degrees Fahrenheit, with a feels like temperature of -19 degrees Fahrenheit. The background is an images of trees and wind turbines decked out in their holiday finest, and text at the middle of the screen reads, “Colder than a well digger’s ass in Idaho.”

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Nov 24

Habby Bunt Sundae! We’re ready for Buntsgiving in this house!

A thicc white cat lays on a black table, looking out a window at a pine tree. His butt is towards the camera, and needs an extra wide load sign.

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Nov 15

Orange fud thief geta put in air jail. Happy #Caturday

A small orange cat is held in the air by his grand-momb with one hand. He stretches a murder mitt towards her and the camera while looking to the side for an escape route from air jail.

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Nov 14

Sparky has not a thought in his head. #CatNoirFriday

The face of white cat with a black nose is pictured in black and white. His whiskers are majestic, and he present us with the tiniest of tongue bleps. His eyes say there’s nothing going on in his head, at all.

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Nov 13

Two of the angels on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge. We lost Dorito, the original cranky old man, in 2016. We lost Mookie, our Queen 👑, in 2023.

An old tabby cat curls up in a corner near a food can on a red rug

An old tabby cat lays on a lemon printed rug in full loaf position.

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Nov 4

Autumn is here. That white land orca is twice the size of his orange brother, but somehow the little orange guy is always on the bottom of the pile. 🤷‍♀️

A large white cat with black spots lays mostly on top of a little orange tabby cat while they snuggle in a bed. The orange tabby is pressing his head into the head of the fat white cat.

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Nov 1

Happy #Caturday from Finn. This 18 year old doesn’t believe in personal space, only in aggressive love.

A very close up picture of a tabby cat’s nose, eye and eyebrow whiskers.

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Oct 18

#NoKings Made a sale today thanks to the chalk art specifically. 😉

The front entrance to Sweet Alice Floral & Art is pictured, with chalk art reading “No Kings since 1776” below a drawing of a crown crossed out.

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Sep 21

My old soldier came to let me know that farm pawtrol went well and all check points secure. Finnegan has been keeping watch for us for 18 years. Still the best soldier around these parts. ❤️

An old gray tabby meows up at his owner to let them know pawtrol went well and the farm is secure.

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Jul 13

Finnegan would like you all to know that there are currently no mice under our evergreen hedge. He is not pleased.

A old brown tabby cat with golden eyes stands on a pebbled sidewalk.

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Jul 13

My milkweed brings all the bees to the yard… 😉😅

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Jul 12

Happy Caturday! #CatsofBlueSky #Caturday #Chonker

A chubby white cat with black spots and black tail sits on a brown deck. He looks unamused.

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Jul 8

Frederick Pumpkin Spice Von Fürstenberg III is patiently waiting to clean up any scrambled eggs I missed on my plate.

An orange cat sits on a green chair patiently waiting to steal food from their owner.

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Jun 8

LA. NYC. To all the resistance members out there—I see you. I stand with you in “fly over country”. No Kings. No Fascists. No Justice, No Peace. #Resist

Pictured: A red t shirt with white writing that says, “When injustice becomes law Resistance becomes duty.”

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· May 17

Sorry folks, I missed the alt text. Dang it.

An orange cat is lying on a black and blue bungee chair, looking at the camera straight on with an intense expression.

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Apr 11

Snuggle puddle for you.

An orange tabby and white cats with black spots snuggle while sleeping.

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Apr 9

I’m had to make a post this morning on my website after receiving word of the increases due to tariffs from my vendors. I haven’t received any communication since Trump backed down, but I’m sure I’ll have to change the notice tomorrow. I’m a business owner. I don’t have time for this.

A message on the Sweet Alice Floral website reads: As tariffs take effect in the US, please note that you will see gradual increases in price on various items on our website. Flowers from Ecuador and Colombia (all of our standard and garden roses, carnations and summer flowers) will be increasing 7–10% in cost; flowers from Holland (specialty cuts and orchids) will e increasing 10–12% in cost, and hard goods are expected to increase 10–20% in cost. I stocked up on hard goods prior to the tariffs, but certain vases and containers may not be available as I work with my current stock. I’ll be expanding our Minnesota Grown options to help offset tariffs for our loyal customers. Thank you for understanding.

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Apr 2

If not friend, why friend shaped? (I know. I’ve seen images of them hunting. Those teeth are terrifying.)

BloomBitch@sarasmartass· Apr 2

I’m working right now on our fall planting orders for the farm. Our bulbs and tubers come from a family farm in Holland. Two family farms, an ocean apart, working together in a mutually beneficial way. And today, everything just got more expensive for me and for my customers. Do you know why 1/