SarcastCity
@sarcastcity
Sarcast | SC. Arcane enthusiast. In my goblin era. she/her. Late-twenties. SarcastCity on AO3. 🔞
It has been brought to my attention that my baby, my two-year-labor-of-love, Hotshot, now has a million hits. Thank you so much for reading & I'm honestly really overwhelmed that so many people have read, commented, kudos'd & experienced the story I wrote. Much love, Sarcast❤️
Wishing everyone a good start to their week...with an update to Infuriating! Chapter 16: archiveofourown.org/works/573414... (This should go without saying with this fic but it's smutty, you've been warned...)
Over on the shmaytreon, I just put up the chapter analysis for Ch. 2 of "And They Folded Like Cardboard"! My thoughts on the entire thing are in there, if that interests you! www.patreon.com/posts/sarcan...
Some news over on capital-P site! ❤️ If you've ever wanted to know the status of my WIPs, that information is now free to members, & other fun membership things (Discord, behind-the-scenes stuff, etc.) is also less of your hard-earned dollars ❤️
If you like to know cool, behind-the-scenes stuff and you've read ch. 9 of "Built to Last"...check this one out, too!
Something new and fun up on the you-know-where! I go through the full chapter in the post (yes, the whole thing!)
🏂🏅⛷️ Chapter 9 is up a day early! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 archiveofourown.org/works/584376...
Happy New Year! And, in honor of the commencement of 2026...a special treat is up on that site 👀
Merry Christmas (or whatever you celebrate)! My present to all of you is... The final two chapters of Whiteout, three years later 🫶❄️ Wishing all of you joy and love and lesbianism! archiveofourown.org/works/439369...
A short one to kick off the holiday week! archiveofourown.org/works/584376...
If you have an interest in my writing process...I share quite a bit about it in posts like this! www.patreon.com/posts/in-lig...
Happy Sarcast Update Day! 🚓❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🚒 archiveofourown.org/works/637401...
You were warned in advance by @Vatezfics, and now you shall see why you were warned: archiveofourown.org/works/573414... Chapter 15 of "Infuriating" has arrived. It's rated E for Exit Stage Left Pursued By A Bear if You Don't Want to Read Smut
Chapter 12 of "Infuriating" is here! Be sure to read the tags and the rating - they definitely apply for this chapter. 🌈 archiveofourown.org/works/573414...
First, thank you! Second, it's buffalo chicken mac & cheese with both ranch and blue cheese. Yes, it is an absolute mess. No, Vi does not care. 😂 (I am so excited to have been visited by turtle anon 🐢)
The gym will be open again this weekend, so everybody grab your electrolytes and very large water bottles!
Thanks! New songs will be appearing before the next update...which will be very soon: open.spotify.com/user/31pqzku... (I have playlists for quite a few of my fics! I really enjoy making them 🎵🎶)
Confined to the couch tonight, so I'm going to answer some StrawPage questions! (First, though, I have the sweetest readers, thank you guys so much ❤️)
Chapter 11 of "Infuriating" is up! If you were not already aware, this fic is rated E for Exit if you don't want to read smut, and also E for Enjoy the smut. archiveofourown.org/works/573414...
Chapter 6 of the Winter Olympics AU continuation is here! There's lots of fluff and family shenanigans in this chapter, if that's your thing ❄️❤️ (Also, if Christmas in July is your thing...this fic will be right up your alley!) archiveofourown.org/works/584376...
They're both 28-almost-29 (Caitlyn's a few months older) Fic link to the arranged marriage bbs AU: archiveofourown.org/works/409962...
Yes. Yes they will. Link to catch up on the MMA bbs before the (literal cage) fight angst 👀: archiveofourown.org/works/428055...
Reminder that I've got a strawpage and will answer questions about fics or whatever else (as long as it's not something rude or a question regarding update status)! sarcastcity.straw.page P.S. The answer about update status is: all of my WIPs are still in progress ❤️
The return of the MMA AU comes to you a day earlier than usual because everyone I know is having a long and/or shitty week. Have a smutty little treat, my friends ❤️ archiveofourown.org/works/428055...