"Hurr hurr .... Muk spelled backwards is Kum ... Muk ssspelled ... Mmmuk spelled backwards is ... Mmmmuk .... M-Muk ... Hrrrr ...." -splort- -glrp- -blrrp-

*Mgghhh!!!* "Oi mate, hope you don't have any plans tonight, 'cause you and me? We're gonna go grab a drink or six." *HRRRLBBB!* "Hope y'don't mind paying the tab?" *Ghhhh...* 💀 "Thought not." Managed to get something suitable for #VoreDay doodled up at least l3

Guh .... too much shun .... too much warm ... can't shtay .... condenshed. Blrbbb ... too warm ... can't shee ... can't move ... Grrrpp .... sho hungry ... (Perfect time for Shark Week, eh? l3)

[1] "Every piece has its place in the Fenix Gambit, even if it doesn't know it yet." For Devlin!

Gaming as a hypershlonged owltaur, let along taurTRAIN, poses some unique challenges, but there's nothing a special setup and more relaxed pose can't handle!

Ever wanted a butler who will literally jizz themselves with excitement to serve you? Look no further than the "Yes Sir!" suit; the latest invention from SarvLabs designed to condition ANYBODY into being the ideal servant~ Order yours today!

[1] He slipped off from the tour group, ignored the warning signs and trespassed into the experimental greenhouse project. Honestly, there's only so much one can do before this Totally Avoidable Situation is ENTIRELY their fault! For Axis!

"Wha a loah of thucking bullthit" When one is a shapeshifter with certain yearly ahem ALLERGIES, one must make sure to take their allergy medications dutifully, less they find themselves unable to take them at all...

[3] "What do I do now?" Liam thought, as he explored every inch of his changed body. A thought nagged in his brain as he did so, a fleeting memory that called out and then fell silent. Whatever was to come next, he knew it was going to be fun.

I can't believe I'm the one saying this, but I think I've been snacking on a few too many misbehaving guests. It's gotten kind of hard to patrol my territory when the whole experience has turned into an exhausting waddle ...

Today in "Rule 34 of Sarvak's Niche Childhood Crushes", I present you with an offering of Black Waltz No. 3; upgraded with a fat "lightning rod" just as any one of my weird niche crushes deserves~

"Trust me when I say you'll experience sensations you've NEVER thought possible~" For Anon!

Like the cream of the crop, sometimes you've just gotta let that new identity rise to the top~ For Anon!

Turns out that there's getting sucked into a game, and then there's getting sucked into a game.  ...Why does MY guy have to suck so much? T.T For Anon!

[2] In mere moments his body surged and grew, a beast erupting forth as the monster within burned away all vestiges of humanity~

"Cursed infinite anal beads"? Don't tell me you believe in that nonsense!  You do??  Alright, it's time we did a little science experiment to show you how wrong you are!

[1] Introducing the S.A.R.V., the only compression suit you'll ever need! Guaranteed to give you that form-fitted bod you've always dreamed about! For Devlin!

What's better than being a nightmarish tar monster? Being turned into the snakeshlong of a nightmarish tar monster and making out with your brand new "twin"! For Hogey, starring Occi!

It all began a couple of years ago. I assumed it was a one-time thing; but you know what they say about assuming... Now I'm spending every Easter pumping out eggs like it's going out of style. The indignity of it all!

[1] The sword was a prop, they said. Nothing to worry about, they said. So why were his clothes suddenly feeling so tight ...? A piece for Xindur! #tftuesday #tfeveryday #transfur

"Hey! Your boyfriend left something with me 'bout nine months ago, mind taking it off my hands?"

[2] Of course, such a pursuit is also prone to rash action, which leads to certain ... consequences. (Oops, forgot to post this one here! Here ya go!)

Re-Introducing the SarvLabs ORBIS! After several years of development everybody's favourite Aesthetic-Class drone makes its return to the shelves of stores everywhere! Order your ORBIS today! A piece for Devlin!

Tarry Tarry Night Paint your world in blackened blight Heavy waves you cannot fight With eyes of darkness that will claim your soul~ A piece for Devlin!

Y'know, I'm beginning to think the cheap "lind seed" supplements I ordered online are more than just an unfortunate mistranslation, not sure exactly what. Can't really put a claw on it ... #tftuesday #tfeveryday #transfur

Just a heads up, buddy; if you try to stop me chewing these things it's about to get REAL interesting for you~

Look, I am a night owl and I do NOT do mornings, so I would recommend treading quietly around me whilst I sleep. You will get no other warnings. A piece for Jacques!

[5] Turns out that even getting fired wasn't the end of it - something about an "eternal servitude" clause of a non-existent contract that ensured that even after being fired, a use was found for me ...

[4] Of course, it's all fun and games until you hear the dread words no unwitting minion wants to hear: "You're fired"

[3] Turns out that If I thought that the ritualistic humiliation of my demotion ended with the chain chomping, I was to be sorely mistaken.