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"Life is too short to waste precious time finding inspirational quotes to add to your social media profile..." - Mahatma Ghandi.
Football shite Wine good @thepatheticcasual.bsky.social we are all orange
Been sent to bed lads. I blame George Clooney. Hasta Mañana. Vive le France. Malvinas Argentinas.
An Orange Chenin from SA and a Greek Rosé. I really don't care what you think.
35% off plus another 20% if you sign up. That's £80 which qualifies for free postage. Thankuverymuch.
Two glasses of orange wine and she's checked out. Looks like I'm doing the tea lads.
@thepatheticcasual.bsky.social broken our Orange Wine Duck at Corked in Oriel Chambers....
@thepatheticcasual.bsky.social Arriving at my Father's Day swag finally. Fish in tins. It'll never catch on.
Working my way through a few boxes of CD's I have dug up recently. This album is an absolute fucking banger. A concept album about fucking things up, giving advice on how not to fuck things up, sex, love and hope. Beautiful songs. #arabstrap
Firstly, and most importantly, she is definitely dead. Secondly, pub?
Culmination of a weeks work on the line tomorrow and my arse has gone on strike 🥲
I can't, he's buying, he's got enough nights away with Marriott to get lounge access or Happy Hours where there's no lounge.
Bottled it and went for horse and carriage in the end as it was fuckin roasties and I wasn't paying so the trousers were a moot point in the end. Guide was a cosmic scouse wannabe reckons they were built as power stations.
No judging here. We went the Wes Anderson thing at Design Museum and the V&A East Storehouse last weekend. The latter will blow your socks off if you get time. Free entry. Overland to Hackney Wick. Cool as fuck.
Just found out the heir to my (porcelain) throne got a 2:1 in his LLB Law degree and I've got a likkle tear in me eye cos I'm not there to celebrate with him 🥲 THE most positive person I know. He's planning a world tour in November and I hope he never comes back. They'll be lucky to have him