🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾

@satyr-maenad

31, rural PNW, genderqueer satyr gooner witch clown, any pronouns (be creative). pup Handler. Not merely a sparkling personality; i'm also a fine-ass slab of meat.

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🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· 21d

one more for #HumpDay as it transitions into #ThickThursday here on the West coast - the B-side to my last post

a gorgeous masc ass framed by white jockstrap straps (& lots of wood paneling on the walls)

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· 22d

i think i at last figured out how to take a good photo of my ass #WideWednesday #HumpDay

a queer with beard & mohawk on their hands & knees presents their pert ass in a blue & white jockstrap to the camera. their jockstrapped blue bulge hangs enticingly below their butt.

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· 23d

no, i started it at 10:30 this time & i SWORE it would just be a quickie 🤪🤪🤪 #gooner

blurry photo of Leo's thick, gooned-up cock & egregiously fat balls (from 2025, jsyk)

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· 23d

sure, plenty of you had fun at #PDX #Pride, but did any of you have so much fun at #Bearracuda on Friday that you broke your foot?? i bet not. Goddess only nerfed me so that there would be some crumbs left for the other queens this weekend. Anyway, #freefootpics

Leo, looking suave, leans back on a couch while displaying hir fancy new black supportive boot (becase ze just broke hir foot)

a stocky pale left foot with a Little Prince tattoo on the ankle contrasts with a bulky black supportive boot on the right foot, against a cute purple carpet with a vaguely damask print on it.

Leo stomps you (or rather, the camera) with his supportive boot while scowling playfully & looking rather bulgy in his green sweatshorts.

Leo in a pose like "oh no, i'm so surprised you're suddenly topping me in missionary position" except it's really just another angle at which to show off the brilliant stupid silly wonderful supportive boot

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· 26d

good news: i went to my first #Bearracuda last night & had marvelous time. rough news: i ~royally fucked up my right foot while dancing. good news: i am in the bed of a stunner of a cutie who is being utterly hospitable. rough news: i probably can't drive the Pride float i committed to on Sunday.

a scruffy queer lies back on a bed while making an ambivalent, grin-like expression (& oh i hate to say it, but said expression is basically the classic Bear Face but done with bemusement)

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· 28d

threw on my new favorite shirt for #ThickThursday because it makes me feel real #thick, or at least good & #broad - working hard at making this oversized fit a lot more properly-sized 😘💪

red-bearded queer lounging on a carpeted floor, wearing a boxy yellow-orange crop-top & blue jockstrap.

the same queer, now in a more active pose, one which shows off the girth of her bulge as well as the breadth of her shoulders

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· Jul 13

i have been feeling hotter, sexier, prettier, cutier than ever over the past month or so - i'm not exactly sure what switch flipped, but *Elphaba voice* something has changed within me

photo of a cute nude queer from the hips up, sticking their tongue out cheekily, standing against an eggplant-colored wall

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· Jul 12

girth check (Sunday edition)

a truly fat & greasy pink penis shining brightly as it rises from a ginger groin, decorated with a stainless steel cock ring

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· Jul 10

my favorite holiday of the week, #FatCockFriday, gets an offering of my #fatcock & #heavyballs for #fcf this week on Friday. Daddy, Son, Holy Ho, Gaymen.

a curvy mohawked faggot's red beard is growing in properly at last after that awful trim a few weeks ago, & his thick bait & tackle swing between his naked legs as he sits smirkingly on a wooden deck.

oh look!! it's a fat cock, for fat cock friday, in an image taken from the fat cock owner's POV of a pink boner, a red bush, & a pair of (free) bare feet sporting Little Prince tattoos on the ankles.

an alternate pose of the first photo, with the queer now pawing at his bait & tackle.

an alternate pose of the second image, with the pendulous testes held up for your viewing pleasure (& to show off a cute new silicone ball stretcher).

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· Jul 9

i love this picture, it makes me look like i almost know how to ride a skateboard

a totes masc bro red-bearded queer crouching & making a "rock-on" symbol with hir fingers next to a no-parking sign which has been adulterated with stickers so as to read "Violators Pounded." Hir outfit consists of a yellow-orange crop top, blue sweatshorts, & a backwards cap in blue-brown camouflage. Ze looks like ze almost knows how to ride a skateboard.

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· Jul 7

oh i totally forgot to add photos to that Being In Seattle post to remind you that also, i'm really sexy & we should hang out 😘💃😜

sexy curvy bearded queer in black jockstrap with workout shorts pulled down around knees, smouldering at the camera in front of a glorious vista of trees & distant ocean

sexy curvy bearded queer in black workout shorts flexing smirkingly at the camera in front of a glorious vista of trees & distant ocean

sexy curvy bearded queer in black jockstrap flagging orange on the right, smouldering at the camera in front of a glorious vista of trees & distant ocean while displaying hir pert bare asscheeks

that same curvy queer in the jock but now doing a bicep flex

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· Jul 6

i do not like the 4th of July holiday, & fireworks are overstimulating & polluting, but it also happens to be the date of my yearly family reunion & getting to run around wearing this & being the loud queer cousin without being punished for it is something i am deeply grateful for.

a grinning queer posing neutrally in a fancy tiled bathroom, wearing a skimpy, bulgy camo speedo, an orange bandana around their forehead, several necklaces, & glitter gel on their cheeks

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· Jun 20

Lately been trying again to renegotiate my habitual relationship with tobacco. One tactic is stepping outside & spending the length of a smoke break #jelqing instead, & lemme say, it seems to be having results

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· Jun 20

Just being a lil cheeky, hanging out at the gas station while i fill up. Would you rather fill me up? Or be the one gettin' pumped? #gayexhib #exhibitionist #cockring #FCF #publicsex #underwear #bulge #ballcap #hoochiedaddyshorts #servingruraltradefantasyhunty

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· Jun 19

I'm no ball doctor but i do believe that the key to testicular health is to indulge in as much passive #CBT as possible

Studly potbellied queer in a forested setting. Said queer is wearing a backwards cap, a pagan medallion, & about 14oz. worth of metal ball weights & silicone scrotum stretchers.

Closer shot of round belly, soft cock, red pubes, & a goodly amount of hardware pendulent upon a big pair of swollen testicles

Same queer, same forest, same balls, new lazy Wonder Woman pose & gentle smirk

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· Jun 19

Fresh off a light #workout, feeling #pumped, feeling #queer, once again stole a #thong from my partner because i cannot be tamed

Pale hairy queer with a mohawk flexes lazily for the camera with hir eyes scrunched up & hir tongue out. Ze wears nothing but a pink & purple camo thong & a pretty beaded hematite necklace.

Mohawked, red-bearded queer in a hematite necklace shows off their pert ass reflected in a hallway mirror.

A cute queer on his way to getting curvier & more muscular stands reflected in a full-length mirror in a messy bedroom, flexing a bicep & grinning.

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· Jun 17

Major responsibilities done for the time being, i am allowed to be sexy again. I had to shave my beard for logistical reasons & i don't like it much but playing Bubba for a minute while it grows back in is a fine gag to lean into for a bit

A masculine lookin' queer with a very shortly trimmed red beard gazes down on you as though you were a lightly amusing insect

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· Jun 9

She's got the lightly manic confidence of the insomniac who got exactly zero sleep last night, she's got a blowjob joke on her tank top, she's in the urgent care but frankly that's unrelated & she's gonna be fine, she's had enough coffee this morning to vibrate a horse onto the 5th dimension

A sexy bitch in a backwards cap with their curvy ass hanging out of their canvas jeans to give you a full on Vanna White display of their cherry-lollipop-red jockstrap. Their belly curve contrasts nicely with the complementary ass-curve, if they do say so themself. Oh & they're standing in the restroom of an urgent care & the lighting is frankly ~not the best but we do what we can with what we got, baby doll

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· Jun 9

The weather is dramatically indecisive today & Eris has been toying with me gently like a kitten with a ball of twine & anyway that's why i'm shirtless at the rest stop, officer

A red-bearded shirtless queer sticks hir tongue out at you while standing on a lawn under a lovely oak tree

A shirtless red-bearded queer leans quizzically in to the camera

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· Jun 7

A lover of mine said i was "really becoming a little meatball" the other day & chat....he was right #gayhaircut #meatball #sizemediumshirt #SemioticsSunday #gayselfie #nevercatchmedoingbearfacenomaam #thembo #thembro #himbo #bimbo #herbo #herbro #herblore

A little queer mohawked meatball smiles toothily while posing demurely at the camera, wearing a shirt that is at least one size too small for hir

The same queer meatball, now sticking hir tongue out & flexing lazily, also wearing a backwards cap this time for the full thembro fantasy

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· May 24

or maybe these ones are a little more #SuckableSunday for your money? #bush #musk #mycircumcisionscarisreallyprominentinthatfirstone

a red-of-beard, mohawked-of-head queer presents hir fat boner to the camera

that selfsame fat boner, framed by a red forest of pubic hair, taken from the penis-haver's POV. hir feet are also in this photo if you even care (DM me if you care, i guess)

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· May 24

is she pert? is she perky? is she #SuckableSunday or #SodomiteSunday or #ServeMeSunday or whatever or do we collectively take Sundays off for brunch?

a nice round bulge in a dark golden thong, surmounting a pair of pale Nordic legs in front of a wood & iron patio bench

a curvy, hairy queer's torso & spread legs revealing a hefty bulge in a dark golden thong

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· May 22

it's been too long since i celebrated #fcf by swinging this #fatcock in y'all's faces. very soon i'm gonna be receiving a phone with far better camera quality, so the drought of my lewds & nudes may soon come to an end...💃

a fat veiny cock & a pair of pendulous balls sprout from the crotch of a curvy queer with their legs spread before you. their brown bush & chest hair stand out handsomely against their pale skin. they wear a chunky jade necklace, & their face is just out of view. their hands frame their family jewels.

a fat veiny cock & a pair of pendulous balls sprout freely from the crotch of a curvy queer with their legs spread before you. their brown bush & chest hair stand out handsomely against their pale skin. they wear a chunky jade necklace, & their face is just out of view.

a fat veiny cock leans to the right over a pair of pendulous balls nestled in the crotch of a curvy queer with their legs spread before you. their brown bush & chest hair stand out handsomely against their pale skin. they wear a chunky jade necklace, & their face is just out of view.

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· May 7

Brokeback Marlboro

a pale hand holds a pack of Marlboro Menthol Smooths, oriented so the viewer can see a subtly homoerotic advertisement on the back, featuring two cowboys hanging out around a campfire at sunset, making eyes at one another. The tagline of the advert says "Come to where the FLAVOR is."

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· Feb 3

at last, a photo of myself again (because i looked at my #bulge in my partner's #thong & said "ooh" #thonger

a red-bearded queer in a camo long-sleeve shirt, orange beanie, leather biker gloves, tortoiseshell glasses, & a well-stuffed island-ocean-blue thong poses in a tan-colored bathroom decorated with a fancy-lookin' Mervyn's-ass peacock wall hanging. Damn, that was quite a sentence, wasn't it

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· Nov 20

i dislike tutors generally, which is why my favorite is Wild Research, because it's repeatable but also forces a little variance back into the equation; disrupting others' tutors is funniest in the form of Twincasting their tutor & searching something up that will ruin whatever they just looked for.

a scanned image of the MTG enchantment "Wild Research"

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· Nov 18

a big-titty anime girl in a teensy slip of a minidress poses holding a watergun attached to a spool of green garden hose under her other arm. she winks at you from the lawn of a Thomas-Kinkade-ass country house. around her reads the caption, "you must embrace Cringe to heal the alienation you feel from the world." two horses are also there, munching on the aforementioned lawn.

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· Nov 9

a steel-&-rubber child's merry-go-round in a nondescript playground setting

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· Sep 19

no new pictures, where are you at mentally?

🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾@satyr-maenad· Sep 13

been a hot minute since i indulged in a #fatcockfriday #fcf so here's a softie & a semi-hardie for ya