All right then, Jumbo. Here you go:

I expect it to look more like this:

The Great American Tent Revival

My favorite Jeep was an AMC era Wagoneer (w/ Z package!), and it would have easily fit in a city parking spot.

It is an insult to its heritage. This is the first civilian model Jeep. Note the wheels are fully inside the wheel well, not sticking out past extended fender flairs.

"You had me at cyanotoxins."

It's too bad nobody warned him of this outcome.

I spotted this gem in my neighborhood. It's an '84 Celica GT cabriolet. Pretty rare even back in it's day.

I wish he'd flap those wings and fly away.

"If I can't have my name displayed, nobody's name gets displayed!", he tantrumed, slamming down the receiver of his Fisher-Price Chatter Phone.

To finalize the descent into Idiocracy.

Oh yeah? Well I'm not an orchid. And you look delicious.

I have an idea...