The Scamperbeasts
@scamperbeasts
Sugar, Spice, Smudge and Saja, and occasionally guest animals and humans.
"The power is out and you can't get online to work? That means you have more time to focus on me. Get to it, human."
"Why, yes, officer, I did see the whole thing, and I would be willing to testify in court about it"
Spice and Smudge exhibit the differences in nap position philosophies
Smudge, his face studiously neutral about whatever nonsense he is being forced to observe from the stairs
"You were gone for several days without permission, human. But I am so glad you are back I have left you a special gift in your shoes. You're welcome."
Today is apparently a high water mark in the annals of "Can't Even"
"Yes, I AM the pretty, pretty princess, now adore me as is my due."
And now, Smudge's review of the piece of fried bologna he was just provided: Quite good, actually
"What the hell are they doing setting off fireworks for? It's still light outside!"
Saja is in training to be a Certified Luggage Inspector and he takes his training very seriously
Saja appears to be experiencing Kitten's First Existential Crisis
Smudge: "Spice doesn't know this yet but I am totally about to bat at her ears." Spice: "Oh, I know."
"The human's shirt does not have nearly enough cat hair on it. I can fix that."
To begin the month of June, Smudge offers up the rare but valuable TussleMlem™, with an assist from Saja
"What do you mean, 'why can't I lay in the cat bed like a normal person'? This IS normal!"
"Why are we lurking under the kitchen table just before dinner? Why, no reason. No reason at all."
Saja has been introduced to the concept of rain and is not sure he is a fan of it
Smudge in his Fortress of Solitude, ie, a laundry basket with a blanket over it.