Scarey(they/them)🍉🦇
@scareymulligan
The Criterion Closet’s worst guest. Can be found in The Parasocial Hour and @doompunkdispatch.bsky.social Profile picture by Jorge Peña 🌹chinga la pinche migra🌹 🇵🇸from the river to the sea🇵🇸 Links:
When you write about pop culture and parasociality for fun (and sometimes money), this is what catching up on the Love Island USA finale feels like
Here she is the birthday girl She doesn’t understand why people are setting off fireworks for her when she very clearly requested Cash
Throwing ass to Lord of The Rings: Fellowship of The Ring playing on tv at the Madonna Inn is the truest I’ve ever been to myself, I’m afraid!
Just so we are clear July 4 is Rockatansky’s birthday and she will be turning six
Sewing another patch onto my theater’s-too-cold hoodie in preparation for SUPERGIRL
It’s lovely when someone sees something and immediately thinks of you What a nice gift to receive
Tell you what I love spending pride month watching the straightest program imaginable: love island usa
Idk team I got my first tattoo as a teen after tagging along with an older girl to a parlor one night and chose a symbol used in psychological warfare against invading Nazi troops
Being a resident of Glendale watching this LA Mayoral Race do whatever the fuck it’s doing
Just thinking about all the arguments I’d win if my job weren’t one giant all-consuming NDA
Say, fellas, your bikes have taken quite a beating, how are you keeping them maintained and held together? Ernesto and co.:
Hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah it just arrived!!!! @henrybarajas.bsky.social @ohhhaeee.bsky.social I’m locking in
Fun to read two books this month that were: Kicking my feet and giggling Kicking my feet and gigging (evil)