Kevin, but increasingly revolutionary.
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About a billion in gay years, but trying my best. Octopuses are cool.
Never underestimate the sheer good vibes office ladies will generate when you bring stickers to work.
My neighbor's septaugenarian beech tree had a bad night.
My museum date was a no-show, but on the bright side, museum!
Shopping for flowers and met some new friends.
My key lime has a bud. Repeat: My key lime has a bud.
OMG Aldi... Someday I hope to know love as strong in my heart as the love I just felt in my mouth.
This has been running through my head the last few days.
Me, every time a short king posts a gym pic:
In case you're wondering how things are going in Ohio, Vivek Ramaswamy is running for governor. He's kicking things off with ads saying he's tough on human traffickers.
This is my new pottery friend Daisy. She gives impeccable side-eye.
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