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SchAlt

@schalternate

Peruvian blue man. Draws, occasionally. Working on Rival Masters, a sprite based 2D platformer. #SchAltArt

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SchAlt@schalternate· 9d

her, probably

Post by Tumblr user discoursethot.

"I'm proud to indentify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses amd dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight"

"this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you're so fucking stupid"

SchAlt@schalternate· 9d

Now I'm thinking of a Green Goblin with an oni mask

SchAlt@schalternate· 11d

Progress curve going gradually upwards, save for a sharp decline downwards, then rising back up to normal.

Caption before the drop: oh hey :) my arts improvi-

Caption at the bottom of the drop: what the hell

Caption after the drop: what was that

Caption at the end of the curve: oh hey my arts improving :)

SchAlt@schalternate· 19d

Quote retweet of a screenshot of Shuri in Tokon

"No Condom Forever or whatever Black Panther says"

SchAlt@schalternate· 22d

SchAlt@schalternate· 22d

RIVAL MASTERS (2026 edition)

Line of characters for an upcomming project, Rival Masters.

From left to right: Ares, Athena, Eris, Zelus, Mahuika, Quetzalcoatl, Medusa, Skadi, Osiris, Pacha Kamaq, Lilith, Raijin, Typhon

SchAlt@schalternate· Jun 30

which one, man, you made like a bunch of them

buzzer sonic 2

poh bee sonic cd

buzz bomber sonic 1

SchAlt@schalternate· Jun 19

had to

SchAlt@schalternate· Jun 3

"What was your biggest impact on the internet" Probably my dumbass Ridley shitposts that got repeatedly reposted on 4chan #SchAltArt #Ridley

Ridley wheezing like that one wheeze laughing meme.

Caption says *wheezing in space dragon*

Ridley wearing a shit eating grin and a party hat blowing a party blower on Samus's unamused face as she holds a purple plastic cup. The caption says "Happy 1st month in Smash, Ridley!"

Ridley looking smug holding Sephiroth's shoulder, while wearing a shirt that says "Actually Killed Mario Once" with an arrow pointed at his face.

Bowser, King K. Rool, Ganondorf and Ridley posing like that one "me and the boys" meme.

SchAlt@schalternate· May 28

no game, i haven't considered that, thanks for the suggestion #tcgpocket

Me, sulking after losing a match against the CPU in Pokemon TCG Pocket. A personifcation of the game approaches, noticing my failute, and offers me Mega Lucario ex rental deck, as I look over from my shoulder.

"Hey there, player! Looks like you're having trouble with that Lightning deck! Have you considered renting a Fighting deck, like this Mega Lucario ex deck?"

Camera shifts to showcase the aftermath of the battle. The game still sports an open mouthed smile while still holding the rental Mega Lucario ex deck, completely oblivious to the fact that I had been using a Mega Lucario ex deck, as I glare at the game with barely contained rage and shakily point to my Mega Lucario ex dead on the ground, with a poorly drawn Miraidon ex holding a bloody knife, and the word "DEFEAT" crowning the scene in bold red letters.

SchAlt@schalternate· May 20

Nobody: Morrigan for no reason:

SchAlt@schalternate· May 19

i mean...

SchAlt@schalternate· May 18

SchAlt@schalternate· May 16

ninjawho?

SchAlt@schalternate· May 14

same energy

dril tweet from July 26, 2016 that reads:

"so long suckers! i rev up my motorcycle and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement"

SchAlt@schalternate· May 14

I think the Colorful Dress is the only proper strapless dress

SchAlt@schalternate· May 8

is that...?

cool ass image of a bald eagle catching a baseball with its talons

SchAlt@schalternate· May 2

SchAlt@schalternate· May 1

Screenshot of an inbetween frame of a baffled looking Akko from Little Witch Academia

SchAlt@schalternate· Mar 19

Zero from Mega Man Zero

Official artwork of Zero from Mega Man Zero 3

SchAlt@schalternate· Mar 6

my first TF toy was this clunky son of a binch

Rampage from Transforners: Beast Wars
(Artwork from Transformers Legends)

SchAlt@schalternate· Feb 13

SchAlt@schalternate· Jan 31

bonus

SchAlt@schalternate· Jan 31

Her original design. I kinda like how scrungly she used to be.

SchAlt@schalternate· Jan 31

My (rejected) entry for the RM contest, Nerve Woman! To be fair though, she was actually an old idea that I retrofitted for the contest, so she was a longshot anyway. #MegaManDO #DesignARobotMaster

"NERVE WOMAN
A robot made for data archival and digital security. Built with several neural cores installed in her body to greatly enhance her processing power, spatial awareness and electric conductivity. Unfortunately, as a side effect, this causes her to be paranoid and scatterbrained, and prone to being overstimulated.
Her Nerve Tendril can absorb and emit data and energy. It's also surrounded by a conductive gel that is highly adhesive, and can stick to robots and terrain alike."

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SchAlt@schalternate· Dec 10

Cinematic parallels

SchAlt@schalternate· Nov 12

Sanae, partly because of the green & blue, mostly because of this meme

SchAlt@schalternate· Nov 9

absolute swagger