Scott B. Silverman
@scottbsilverman
Hi, friend. Me: fan of comedy, decency, democracy, and lox. Brand strategist, namer, copywriter. Articulated Brands®, Los Angeles. Detroit native. UW-Madison alum.
TRUMP: So when you have to pay a little more, it's FOUR DOLLARS. It's okay. AMERICA: If we had just increased our net worths by THREE BILLION DOLLARS in the past year like you, we wouldn't give a shit about this affordability crisis you created either. But we aren't thievin' madmen, so it matters.
So Carolyin' Leavitt is leaving. But who will he choose to replace her? Does anyone even exist with that same stellar commitment to truth and transparency? (Just a hunch.)
Here, ICE. Since you've got blood on your hands, here's 380-volt stun-gloves.
As a matter of national security, I need to know: who the fuck let him out?
Washington Post was close. Democracy dies at 4:31 on a Saturday morning.
The Bill Cassidy version of the Hippocratic Oath: First, do lots and lots of harm by confirming RFK, Jr. Second, do even more massive harm to the country by confirming Consigliere Blanche, currently being investigated for fraud.
Spineless GOP congress just announced it's new tagline: "Thank you, sir, may I have another?"
Oh, he's going to rescind the slush fund now, is he? So if somebody un-crimes, then it's a-okay to make them the Head of the Justice Department? What the fuck is wrong with this Republican Congress?
Trump has been so devastating to our environment even the seashells and the grass want him gone.
Cornyn & Tillis: Well, you wanted something in writing. Here it is. This administration lies. It's what they do. So instead of a confirmation, you paragons of virtue, let's go for an impeachment of the Acting AG.
Let the history books show: a vote will come before Republican senators on Thursday to confirm a guy they *knew* had created a fraudulent and oversized settlement... and they'll choose that lawbreaker to head up our justice department. Corruption + GOP Cowardice. These people are so fucking gross.
Okay, but next time can we please we get the Fyre Festival organizers?
Agoraphobic Convention takes over Trump's American State Fair.
Dear Texas: Will you also be requiring anyone who wants to be your senator to read said same Bible?
Jeanine Pirro sixty seconds ago: "I don't play in political lanes." Jeanine Pirro thirty seconds ago: "I'll take information from anyone, even the Devil." Holy moly. We gotta call this brazen shit out, people. The weaponization of our Justice Department is complete. RESIST. RESIST. RESIST.
Trump and Maga boycotting Winter Storm Hernando. Will be experiencing counter-storm Kyle.
Dear President Trump: We get what we get and we don't throw a fit. -Disgusted Americans of Every Affiliation
SUSIE WILES (11/24): I'm here to quash the drama. SUSIE WILES (12/25): I'm here to show you we are just as bat-shit as you've been fearing.
After everything our Founders and forebears did for us, how can we in good conscience give our money to those who are selfishly playing blind and dumb, doing nothing to stop the fall of freedom and democracy in America?
ABC & Disney: Americans who believe in democracy and free speech are suspending you indefinitely. Love, Your Consumers, Your Employees & Your Shareholders.
Oh crap. PPI report shows tariffs drove wholesale inflation to 3-year highs. Now he's gonna fire all the numbers.
Sarah Palin on Friday: "I can see 2 Russians from my house!"