I fixed it!

This is hilarious! I love cats! 😹😹😹

It's our Starbuck's 7th birthday. 😻🎂🥳

I always wondered what the "cat" stood for during hurricane season. I'm totally prepared now. 😹😹😹

Why do I feel like I need this shirt?

Rosie's order of cleaning:

Me and my best bud...on a typical Saturday night.

Our view right now.

These are the MAGAts across the road. They just moved in recently, and have done a lot of work to make their place look nice...but on INDEPENDENCE DAY they can't even fix their sad American flag. This is how much MAGA loves this country.

I'm sick of our bullshit patriotism.

Happy "Who gives a fuck" day.

I kind of hate people who do this.

Meet our new maid...Rosie. She does floors.

Imagine that! #Epstein #Files

When my hotsauce order traveld through Nashville, I feel like it's getting a spicy blessing... ...and that's a good thing. #Harmacy #hotsauce

Since the reflecting pool project turned out so well... ...the orange buffoon has a better idea for his arch plan.

When you run out of any decent ideas... ...this is the crap Hollywood comes up with.

Darth Idiot. 😂😂😂

Josh Hokit, when he's comes down after taking massive amounts of anabolic steroids he injected, and finishes degrading other people.

My life, wrapped up in one short sentence..

LOL! #ETTD

What a leader! 🙄

People really need better hobbies. This is your neighbor.

I do pencil drawings too!

Three out of four doors painted.

This is what I'm actually talking about...

This fucking douche has almost 100k followers, but only follows 400... ...plus he loves showing us what our moon looks like all the time. Easy block.

This is the fucking thing that chases me in my nightmares... ...all it's missing is a bloody chainsaw.

Went to see the Mandalorian and Grogu movie yesterday. Really enjoyed it. I think my popcorn never had a cooler place to be! #CMX #StarWars #Mandalorian

A record of my space geekness. #nasa #space #nerd