Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿
@scottishsimon
For those who like that sort of thing, I am the sort of thing they like
Spatial awareness was never my strong point, goddam cupboard doors
Not the best name for a car introduced to the UK around the time of Falklands war
Shoulders and chest are a bit spotty. I think it's a detergent allergy. Sister thought it might be a disease her kids could catch 💀 if it is an STD, it would need an 11 year gestation period, cos that's how long it's been
Wanted to put weight on for years, and I'm now actually making a effort to do so- 8 stone 3 pounds, about 52 kilos ☺️
Two days on the trot I got my new shoes back to front, they are ambiguous, and yesterday was a family court day. We're not finished but I'm not so nervous now. Judge was a scary lady, but I suppose it helps to have a don't fuck with me fellas vibe to keep the court in a disciplined state
I was gutted when I had to give up driving after my stroke, cos my Maxi was meant to be my forever classic 😭
Age: 52 Pronouns: He/Him Location: Rural Dorset Height: 5’4 Sign: Aquarius Sexuality: Gay Taken: Not anymore Fave food: Sweeties Smoke: Yes, trying not to Tattoos: No Piercings: No Fave color: Clashing ones Music: Mostly dead people DMs: Only in emergencies pls
Oh look, I seem to think I'm Danny from Grease but elderly
Oh no, I've misplaced my glasses (or I did last night at least)
Realised that I don't really feel on the edge anymore. I think I might have even put weight, which is a miracle 😀
For monochrome Monday here is my laptop, because I can't afford a colour one 😭
Since my last hospital stay I decided to experiment with breakfast, ie actually have some
These are very posh and luxurious British chocolates, continental chums 🤩
They should make you endure a divorce simulator before you get a marriage licence, because after going through that tedium, you wouldn't want to ever do it again so you would have to be certain about them 🖕😁
Had a great day, went down a charity shop warehouse with one of my mum's mates (I used to love tat emporiums when I was young) and I got myself a Concorde with patina 🤩