Infantino angry because as it stands Messi is not going to the final

Where they got the carriage clock

Spanner in the other place posted

For me 1. Alastair Sim does anything with other people around 2. Margaret Rutherford does anything with other people around 3. Alec Guinness plays at least one British bloke with hilarious consequences 4. A director puts a black and white camera below eye level and shoots upwards 5.

Football eh? Bloody hell

Fair points

I met Donald Trump at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth and very very funny.

Morning

What was that Lee Dixon?

Oh, it's Lee dixon

Scotland in an international tournament redux

The only man in Boston that was prepared

Olivier Giroud offering analysis again. Hoorah!

Lee Dixon

Andrew Castle you say?

Apparently hair cut means you are writing in German. Congratulations. #HerrCut

Arty Dobe is off to the Thames with the corpse of Doctor Who

it's self explanatory

Arty Dobe's script just suggested they pop this on for an hour on Christmas day.

dead as death

Hunter Biden has joined twitter and is sharp and very funny.

Magnificent

"There is not going to be a third series of Tripods. None. Never. Nada"

GIves Armando a chance to merge the thick of it and veep though