Jack Scrambo
@scrambojambo
Surprisingly kind in person. Occasionally I do lawyer things, begrudgingly. Mostly these days I teach. Yes, I know, I’m sorry, I don’t know why I’m like this either
So in addition to the $80 million or so (plus judgment interest) the pedo potus already owes her, Ms. Carroll should also be able to avail herself of the so-called “Weaponization of Government” fund that is supposed to help the victims of US government lawfare
It’s a cosmic mix of malignant narcissism, fascist extremism, and short term survival instinct. It’s bullshit, but it knows that it is. It’s a little bit Jabotinsky, definitely a little bit Meir Kahane. It sort of moves to the beat of jazz
“Well Mickey, I guess they’re gonna kill you now, old pal. Time to die.” “Forgive them Walt, they know not what they do, ha-ha!”
I love how wholesome Wu Tang is sometimes. Like all that hard shit is good but then Ghostface Killah will be like, “I love spending time with my friends, the rhyming never ends”
The most DNC-brained Bluesky Lib Take ever. Look at it. But not too long, or you *will* suffer psychic damage
$60,000 will only get you 10 Eames lounge chairs with ottomans, standard trim. Is this fucking amateur hour?
No, that’s just a horrendous marketing photo. It captured a dusty sort of space western aesthetic pretty well. Most recurring (and I gotta think cheapest) set was probably the cargo hold of the Serenity
I hope a lot of lobbyists and DNC consultants cracked open the NYT today and shit themselves
Don’t get too excited, in typical Trump fashion the artist has been ripped off by the rug pullers
Why waste time making 12 normal croissants when you can just make 2 giant croissants