I'm literally a fucking genius A girlboss, a lunatic, the next virgin mary and I'm never going to die

Writing a pitch deck for myself and I need advice on my extremely important spiderman joke. Also open to a good web pun I cant figure it out

24 hour ICE vigil in Boston tonight

For anyone who has taken similar steps to stand out, I’d love to hear your feedback and stories, and my DMs are open. Once it’s done, I will be posting it! (this is a very rough draft)

Call for advice! Im making a pitch deck for myself and my skillset given its uniqueness and broad scope to help showcase what my unusual background empowers me to solve and how all the pieces fit together into my cross functional perspective.

I’m still thinking about her

My experience leaving the south for Boston and almost dying like 6 times in the process

Well this is the greatest game ever already

Discord profiles that make you go “this person would really be a memorable addition to my daughter’s Bar Mitsvah”

Good morning campers my suits are clean again and I’m happy

I made this to make fun of my wife

“Why are trans women on Bsky so rude

Bought this book at pride bc it’s got my robot on it, you go @simkern.bsky.social

@mel.bzky.team

I JUST MET A STOCKY MIDDLE AGED GUY WITH THIS SHIRT ON AND I FREAKED OUT AND HE JUST GOES “YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH YOU FUCKIN KNOW I KEEP THAT THANG ON ME” Dude was like 50 lmao

losing my mind at the variance on the Mandarin HSK exam they just cant seem to make a decision. each of these is the number of words you have to know (Y) at each stage (X) for up through intermediate. each line is a different version of the HSK over the past like 6 years.

"This is the next industrial revolution"

AND FURTHERMORE YOUR HONOR

It's true and this is how I'm going to communicate science facts going forward

Husk (I’m trans and study global comparative philosophy. I’m not really at home in any culture or worldview but move through them all)

U know I keep that muhfuggin thang on me