Wares obtained.

I've stumbled into a reality where they still air Hudson Hawk on TV.

The best part about the weird streaming service we've been watching the matches on is that all the commercials are Chinese. This clip doesn't show commercials, but it has alt text I guess.

Be the father your kids deserve.

Should have never given cats that VGA life!

YT somehow gets my short term playlist right every time.

Train has come to a full stop in the Pine Barrens. Assuming Jersey Devil on track.

Big same energy.

Bushcraft in Fairmount Park

Learn how to shovel, asshole.

Don't worry, mama, things won't get weird.

Go Birds!

Deandra made it to a day shy of 15.

Setting the oven to cold.

We need to ban straws.

Jamaican D's just rolling around the neighborhood playing jingle-versions of Lee "Scratch" Perry tunes would be wonderful.

Get yourself a cat who matches your couch.

She's a beaut.

Balanced birthday breakfast.

Embarrassed that it took me like 17y to finally check out Donkey's Place. Quickly shot to my upper echelon of sandwiches. Also can't beat $3 Coors Lite pints all day.

Proud of this one. #gobirds

Go Birds.

Presented without comment.

Go Birds

Back on our bullshit for the new year.

I can say with a high degree of confidence that no one anywhere is celebrating the 5y anniversary of Rise of Skywalker.

Even on twitter I never had such an issue with bot followers.