Offbrand Ken From B*rbie
@sdrockcab
Minneapolis. Your friendly local goth cowboy, now shitposting in the classic Twitter flavor and a brand new bluesky flavor
Nah, fuck this. These trends show the orange is *genuinely* not an every 10 minute line like is claimed. You can't be delayed by 10-20 minutes every other bus and pretend that still averages out. Rapid transit MY ASS @metrotransitmn.bsky.social
I am immune to your silly little "heat advisories" I will take your 97 degrees and bike home 13 miles without a sip of water the whole way But that? That... Thing. It scares me
I was in a team meeting earlier and one of my coworkers (older white guy) was on mute moving occasionally but mostly looking slightly off angle at the screen and something about it reminded me SO MUCH of the way units in StarCraft appear on your HUD when you have them selected
Hey! It's a "my roommates are going to hate me if I dont" BICYCLE SALE I have one of the old nice rides! Fully unlocked, works like a regular bike. One brake is pretty squeaky but it rides fine yet. Asking what I paid: $50 Other is an isinwheel m40 ebike, works fantastic, asking $300 reskeet plz?
Got one used for $850! But older but it'll do the job. Now that I have three ebikes I uhhhhh suppose it's time to sell one Anyone want a folding one from amazon for $350 lol
Friend 1 in their 30s: I just bought a house! Friend 2 in their 30s: I just got married! Me in my 30s:
Yeah I worship the RED WHITE & BLUE if by that you mean red white and blue floral combat boots
WHOOOOOOS EXTREMELY ANNOYING IN THE MORNING UNTIL YOU GET FED, ITS YOU ISNT IT, AWHHH
My absolute fucking stupidest but also reliable money maker is whenever a new band comes out with some oreos, buy a few packs, keep them in the cupboard for 1 year, put on feebay. Works every time
Lmao at Carly Rae Jepsen trying to post "mysterious" hints at something and this being the top reply At least she got all the comments to not just be "put disco Darling on streaming"
my9games.com/s/de2115432f... Website that lets you put your 9 favorite games. Nothing on here is newer than 2012 lol and some of it is from the god damn 90s
I wanna go to bed so bad but if I get up out if this chair I'll definitely scare this bnnuy that has been like 8 feet from me for 10 minutes
WHEN UR BEING MEAN TO ME ONLY THIS IS WHO YOURE REALLY BEING MEAN TO
Fuck I hate when I find something actually funny on facebook
It's 2026 if you did something fun and didn't post pics online for likes you didn't actually do it (nerf war edition)
When you can't decide if you want to block the sidewalk or the bike lane so you go for a little bit of both:
Exhibit A of why you can't reasonably bike to a park and ride... (Thankfully not my bike)