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@seahorseradish

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dead inside@seahorseradish· 20d

dead inside@seahorseradish· 29d

It’s just him now

MATT DAMON SAYS HE FELT AWFUL AFTER REALIZING HE WAS THE ONLY ACTOR

dead inside@seahorseradish· Jul 13

Crumbs are nature’s leftovers

dead inside@seahorseradish· Jul 6

dead inside@seahorseradish· Jun 30

Sure you can copy, just change it enough so no one notices

Moneyopoly, a blatant ripoff of Monopoly featuring a Mr. Moneybags-type character riding a “literal” pennyfarthing” (clever)

dead inside@seahorseradish· Jun 28

Ask for Queef (*Quality Beef)

dead inside@seahorseradish· Jun 11

I keeps giving me the horse

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dead inside@seahorseradish· May 12

shronkey meme

dead inside@seahorseradish· May 6

got too McFreaky and ended up in McJail

interior of McDonald’s with a barred gate separating a small corner of the dining room tables

dead inside@seahorseradish· May 3

dead inside@seahorseradish· May 1

dead inside@seahorseradish· Apr 27

isnt that concerning?

dead inside@seahorseradish· Apr 26

So obviously this is funny for multiple reasons but the simple fact would be that it would immediately make the current major cities on the coast undesirable

a map of the eastern USA with LAND? written in the ocean with the caption “Can someone honestly tell me what is stopping us from filling all this ocean with land and expanding the size of America?”

dead inside@seahorseradish· Apr 26

it is nice to get notifications so at least it’s something

dead inside@seahorseradish· Apr 26

a wizard man in camouflage cargo shorts hoping you heal from things

dead inside@seahorseradish· Apr 23

Back when I was in college I used to go to a bar and listen to Neil tunes and do magic tricks for women. There was a bartender there, he was the best. I loved that guy. Some of the best years of my life.

Back when I was in college, there was this dude who would come into the bar I worked at on a Friday night and play fucking 10 Neil Young songs in a row. He would also hit on girls by doing magic tricks. I remember how angry I got every time he made me listen to an hour of Neil Young because I was just trying to have a good time, and he fucking made me listen to this sad, soppy fuck who writes nothing but songs that sound indistinguishable from each other and never seemed to enjoy a happy moment in his entire like. Fuck that guy, and fuck Neil

dead inside@seahorseradish· Apr 22

grover sitting by a trash can drinking booze in a brown paper bag

dead inside@seahorseradish· Apr 22

yo why my tree got balls n shit

sapling with balls

dead inside@seahorseradish· Apr 21

Shoulda Never Smoke That Shit Now Im At Spongebob House

dead inside@seahorseradish· Apr 16

Who is stronger: Goku or Peepaw?

Goku from Dragon ball

Peepaw from Wimpy kid

dead inside@seahorseradish· Apr 14

Me?

dead inside@seahorseradish· Apr 14

Heavy rain in the forecast?

Ethan Mars from Heavy Rain

dead inside@seahorseradish· Apr 10

When I spell the word so badly that autocorrect doesn’t even try

gun to head but a snazzy necktie

dead inside@seahorseradish· Apr 5

Happy Easter from Gene Parmesan

dead inside@seahorseradish· Apr 3

Trump finger to his ear

dead inside@seahorseradish· Mar 23

they messed up, Fentanyl Barbie was actually meant for Florida

Warning issued over possible fentanyl contamination of Barbie dolls sold at Missouri discount store

dead inside@seahorseradish· Mar 21

Now That’s What I Call a Nug

large cannabis flower bud

large cannabis flower bud

dead inside@seahorseradish· Mar 12

Here’s your gotcha moment
I gotcha a hotdog

dead inside@seahorseradish· Mar 12

I WANT A 50FT MASTHEAD!

J Jonah Jameson pointing and yelling (not JK Simmons)

dead inside@seahorseradish· Mar 11

Frasier embroidered letterman jacket

Antonio Banderas reaction meme