Séamus Bellamy
@seamusb
Shit disturber for @boingboing.net Former senior editor, USA Today Took filthy lucre from The New York Times, Travel & Leisure, Pathos and The Globe & Mail. Folklorist. Author of two books (with more on the way). Hobo.
I’ve been so busy lately; my thinking so cluttered. But The Hum has led me to @hookland.bsky.social once more. I’ll rest in its strange fields, lulled to ease by whispers in the long grass at the feet of the pylons. Can’t wait to dig into this wonderful collection.
I’m all for trying to be mindful about the environment, but these paper spoons at Tim Hortons are bullshit. Surely there must be a reasonable alternative to this mouth-slicing nonsense. Ț
It's book mail day here at Fort Kickass. It's gonna be a good weekend.
Cant lie, I was buying it until the bit about Wayfair. KELLY CLARKSON IS A GAWDDAMN DELIGHT AND HER STEWARTSHIP OF THE BRAND SHOULD BE CHERISHED
Today's travel companion. Scored during a book safari this past weekend.
I've been watching this little fella walk around the rim of a flower pot for the past ten minutes. He seems content. Fixed on an outcome. I'm pretty sure he has more of his shit together than I do.
Here we go. No matter what else happens to me, at least I won't be asked to eat fruit-flavored paraffin again.
Who do I have to curse around her to have my name spelled correctly just once.
Buddy, this isn't that. That's a plate that says bad things are on the way for your kid and his crew.
Remember, friends: fascists need their base to hate with them so they forget to fear them. This man died resisting those who would take your liberty. Honor his sacrifice. Take his place on the front line if you're able.
They didn't want the deal? Maybe don't arrest their citizens when they come to your nation to build factories and give jobs to your citizens, you fucking pair of clown shoes.
BEHOLD: In real time, Senator Chris McDaniel punches himself in the dick.