Sean Thurmond
@seanthurmond
One radical son of a bitch. Organ Donor.
Me today after waking up at 2am and not being able to fall back asleep before my alarm went off at 4am so I could get up and do my 4 mile morning hike. Just typing a run-on sentence like that was exhausting.
39,000 steps before 10:00 a.m. I think I'll take the rest of the day off.
This is a completely unacceptable temperature for 5:00am. With 66% humidity on top of it.
Over 30K steps before 10am. This is the longest I've gone in a while and I'm pretty tired. It should never be 90° before 10:00 a.m.
19K Steps on the board before 7am. Now I can just self-medicate and lay in bed watching movies for the rest of the day.
If someone is actually saying that they're interested, they're just saying anything to get him to stop talking to them.
The record high temperature for today is 107°. Rooting that we can break a record today!
Kansas State football coach Colin Klein throwing out the first pitch to ight at the Royals game.
I'm doing a 12 mile hike this morning and I have deep concern that I'm heading directly for this.
This is a text message that my sent me earlier today that made me laugh out loud that I am sharing with you without even a hint of context which I think makes it funnier!!
Kamala has made the center console her new riding perch and now I am going to have to find a bed that fits.
Hahahaha!!!! Rusev is losing to Dragon Lee on Main Event. Nice career choice you mark.
If you've never been incredibly crossfaded while listening to Walk the Moon radio on Spotify and staring off into the distance at some incredibly large rock formation, I highly recommend it.
I am at my in-laws' house in Grand Junction, Colorado. Every single direction is nothing but a smoke-filled haze.
The view from outside my tent. At first glance you may be inclined to think that those are clouds. You would be wrong.
You know that scene in Terminator 2 where the bomb goes off and melts Linda Hamilton's skin? This is what I imagined that felt like.
Red Rocks will always be the king, but the Ford Amphitheater in Colorado Springs has a pretty great view as well.
Thousands of Christian men and boys gathered together you say? I am sure that nothing bad happened.
Also, THIS is how you write a headline when a rapist dies. You don't dance around what they were with prettier words.
And I am the Oklahoma Mamdani. Which I am pretty sure can actually get me arrested here.
It would appear that the WWE is struggling to sell tickets to the upcoming Smackdown in Oklahoma City.
I wonder if Jacob deGrom has ever had this much run support in a start before? #TexasRangers
A friend of mine sent me this video he took of a tornado in Oklahoma yesterday. We don't take shelter here until we see the whites of its eyes!!
On this day five years ago I had gotten too fat to button my pants. This was a low point. I have come pretty far in those five years, even if my hair isn't as pretty as it used to be.