gao says otherwise I think

My ass is NOT getting Raiders on time lmfao

HOLY SHIIIIIIIT

FRYE WON THE RAIDERFEST

Legendary fucking timeline here

Here he is :)

HRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

TONIGHTS THE NIGHT AREZU FRIES

Arezu when i FUCKING GET YOU ITS ON SIGHT LADY GIVE ME MY BASCULEGION

[REF SHEET UPDATE!!] #splatoon #salmonid #art #splatoonart You already know what the Z in Z-Bean stands for already, but just in case ya don’t! It stands for…!

the gay sex in question:

Two otters converse about binge eating. “See the trick is to not eat so many carbs, blah blah blah…” “…blah blah, what about soda?” “…That’s gonna make you bloated cuz’f all the gasses…”

Stealing will lead to a bad end.

OH MY GOD ITS THE COLORING BOOKS THAT SET SPLATOON TWITTER ON FIRE AKRNWIVEODBWKBEKFJ

Ah yes the traditional taiwanese delicacy small sausage in large sausage

To my dearest pocket of the internet: Typically, Golisopods tend make their first impressions count. Ikaika, on the other hand, likes to make a lasting impression. Though my time at UCSD was short, I feel like I’ve made a lasting impression that’ll inspire others. That is all.

Grad chew way shun gift :)

CHAT. THEY DONE WELL DID IT. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG WHILE OF MOVIE WATCHING…

To my dearest pocket of the internet: Uh oh. That is all.

Big fan of whatever the fuck this is

Tired of seeing pokemon champions meta talk and theorycrafting when I search up Basculegion on bluesky Its time i restored glory to the bara basculegion nation

To my dearest pocket of the internet: hi That is all.

be no sad hav otter :)

We start with stars in our eyes. #splatoonart #artsky

To my dearest pocket of the internet: Am I too late to use this? That is all.

Big fan of this fine fellow

To my dearest pocket of the internet: Lo, a Canes Big Swig. That is all.