The Secret Lab⬛️r MP🥀🏴🇬🇧
@secret-labour-mp
Anonymous Lab⬛️r MP in the House of Parliament “Far Right” (George Monibot) “Duplicitous” (Alistair Campbell) "The rising star of conservatism" (Laura Kuennsberg) Appaling spellor (educated during the Thatch◼️r years 😢) 🏴🇬🇧
Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Minister of State for Brexit Opportunities and Government Efficiency, rumour has it
He probably wants to give King Donald the tour of Coronation Street
Until you win a landslide General Election, Andy, my heart will forever remain Sir Keir’s 💔
Sir Keir Starmer will go down in history as having been a better Prime Minister than Liz Truss. Officially!
What an immensely great testament to Sir Keir’s brilliance that Andy Burnham’s only option is to ensure the full continuity of Starmerism
Anyone else worried that voters will simply never be able to tell Andy Burnham and Robert Jenrick apart?
The smart money’s on Camilla Tominey! @rolandmcs.bsky.social
Seriously hoping Sir Keir pulled out from presenting the award this evening www.sme4labour.org
I’m told Italy makes for a superb summer holiday destination, Andy 😉
Has Nigel Farage & Co. gone full blown ‘Hidey’ mode?
There’s only one team that’s truly worth supporting (and every leading Labour politician should support it too)!
One can only hope Sir Keir’s time as Prime Minister lasts at least as long as the ‘Andy Burnham’s eyelashes’ internet meme has been hanging around. www.dailymail.com/news/article...
And how can self-described “computer illiterate oddball” Nigel Farage be so certain his computer was “hacked”?
Supplemental: Do Reform people realise that the real invaders to their county arrive not by small boat, but by private jet? “STOP THE SOVOKS” would be more far more appropriate.
“Global Financial” Wait. Wasn’t that Peter Mandelson’s old job?
Maybe the UK’s problem all this time is actually something else bylinetimes.com/2026/05/07/r...
One can only hope there were no cameras around
Wales, Reform is not laughing with you. They’re laughing at you.
Is there some reason why Sir Keir keeps on referring to "chaos"?
Vote Your Party for guaranteed see-saw politics.