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seedubs

@seedub

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seedubs@seedub· 10d

Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman
...
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
5:49 PM • Nov 8, 2021 • Twitter Web App

dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

Ebert O
@horsedivorce
me: can you dust my wets?
server: you can just ask for Parmesan cheese
me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands: please. My wets.
7:52 PM - Mar 5, 2019 - Twitter for iPhone

Mike Primavera
@primawesome
.. •
My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
15:03 • 30 Sep 2019

seedubs@seedub· Jul 7

Sarcastic guy from the Simpsons

seedubs@seedub· Jul 5

Hagar the horrible

seedubs@seedub· Jul 5

Tintin looking real bad

seedubs@seedub· Jul 5

Tintin being angry in colonial safari garb

seedubs@seedub· Jul 1

The Irish banter game is unmatched

seedubs@seedub· Jun 29

This was fun! This is my slightly chaotic prediction

World Cup bracket leading to an Argentina win but with a few upsets (e.g. Ivory Coast to QF, Mexico to SF)

seedubs@seedub· Jun 27

Well yeah

A player is in an offside position if: any part of the head, body or feet is in the opponents' half (excluding the halfway line) and any part of the head, body or feet is nearer to the opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second-last opponent

seedubs@seedub· Jun 22

seedubs@seedub· Jun 17

Toad thought bubble

seedubs@seedub· Jun 17

Muppets Christmas Carol “and Tiny Tim” meme but it says “and marta… who did it first”

seedubs@seedub· Jun 14

Please advise

Zohran with mr and ms met

seedubs@seedub· May 30

People treated Chelsea like the enemy of football in the 2012 final, but they had more possession, shots, and xg than Arsenal did today…

Match stats for PSG - ARS (2026)
Shots: 19 - 5
Possession: 72% - 28%

Match stats for BAY - CHE (2026)
Shots: 43 - 9
Possession: 56% - 44%

The xG Philosophy
Champions League Final (2012):
Bayern (3.17) 1-1 (0.60) Chelsea

seedubs@seedub· May 28

List of names from nes fighting baseball game

seedubs@seedub· May 21

The solution

Asterix and Obelix chasing boars

seedubs@seedub· May 21

Asterix and Obelix carrying the boar they hunted

seedubs@seedub· Apr 29

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image

Duff man says a lot of things

seedubs@seedub· Apr 2

Ebert @horsedivorce
me: can you dust my wets?
server: you can just ask for Parmesan cheese
me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands: please. My wets.

seedubs@seedub· Jan 16

Crocodile Dundee holding a knife

seedubs@seedub· Dec 28

Found these guys the other day

Two weird looking ducks

seedubs@seedub· Nov 18

Muzzi

seedubs@seedub· Apr 6

Date yourself with toys that were newly available when you played with them.

Stay Puft marshmallow man action figure in packaging

Terminator action figure in packaging

He man and battle cat action figure in packaging

TMNT Michelangelo action figure in packaging

seedubs@seedub· Apr 4

For posterity

SLEVE MCDICHAEL
ONSON SWEEMEY
DARRYL ARCHI DELD
ANATOLI SMORIN
REY MCSRIFF
GLENALLEN MIΧΟΝ
MARIO MCRLWAIN
RAUL CHAMGERLAIN
KEVIN NOGILNY
TONY SMEHRIK
BOBSON DUGNUTT

WILLIE DUSTICE
JEROMY GRIDE
SCOTT DOURQUE
SHOWN FURCOTTE
DEAN WESREY
MIKE TRUK
DWIGT RORTUGAL
TIM SANDAELE
KARL DANDLETON
MIKE SERNANDEZ
TODD BONZALEZ

seedubs@seedub· Mar 9

Slurms Mackenzie from futurama, a slug that promotes a soft drink made from slug secretions

seedubs@seedub· Mar 7

Pear Jame 🤣

Organic pear jam

seedubs@seedub· Mar 1

Helen Lovejoy from the Simpsons crying “Won’t somebody think of the men?”

seedubs@seedub· Mar 1

Describe your account in one Simpsons image

Sideshow Bob being hit in the face by the handle of a rake he stepped on

seedubs@seedub· Feb 23

Does this guy still ball?

Putt Putt, a purple anthropomorphic convertible car

seedubs@seedub· Jan 30

I choose to blame big tech

seedubs@seedub· Jan 20

Picture of oligarchs Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, and Elon Musk with the Simpsons’ side show Bob overlaid on zuck

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