what if they made the otter bay mermaid wetsuit but in translucent latex and durable enough to dive in

what about an iron maiden but it's dildos and lube dripping from on top? call it the silicone maiden and close someone in it

hear me out:

you've lost gock rights, come here

one third through the new first chapter. It's now swollen to 10k

I did the thing

I can't say anything bad about fictional mech designs given this is what GE proposed and partially built

I do need to issue a correction/retraction to a statement I made before I do not have one gold tooth. I now have two.

I don't smoke but these fuck even if it's not as hard of a package as "the sea hates a coward"

fuck it, gonna be silly and pose with the (free) sword I have. no bra plus really baggy shirt so titty not super obvious but it's a woman with a sword so…

Figured I'd join the trend and, well, huh. I guess?

me looking at my bsky timeline conversations and just seeing this

tell me I'm wrong about her instead of jack and it's her and kate winslett fucking before the sinking and death

for those into mechanical keyboards and/or audio gear and are trans or know trans people, it may be time to cease using drop

hell yeah

fuck it, I'll show my whole face as much as I dislike how I look. I have very few photos of myself. still with the old glasses here

She now has a metal tooth and is not dodging the evil accusations but it's cool as fuck. reminder I look like this too but with more titty now