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@seraphknights

34 / USA / she/they/he OFMD - steddyhandler 🧜‍♂️🐙🦄, hot take poster, fic author - #serafic, a lil' weird about izzy no generative AI ever "are you a stizzy?" - con o'neill

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Sera!@seraphknights· 17d

I love being annoying online.

Sera!@seraphknights· 21d

isn't he?????

Sera!@seraphknights· 21d

yes of course

Sera!@seraphknights· 24d

millennials with money love this shit

Sera!@seraphknights· 27d

also if you name a guy alucard I Will be picturing this

Sera!@seraphknights· Jun 15

LABOYFRIEND

Sera!@seraphknights· Jun 15

I've gotten The Beast

A hand holds a labubu plush keychain. The labubu is a cute monster that is pink and yellow, with big eyes and a toothy smile.

Sera!@seraphknights· Jun 8

gentlebeard 🙂‍↕️

Sera!@seraphknights· Jun 4

[deep breath] STIZZY

The Plug of War is a two-player competitive buttplug game. Two silicone buttplugs with 36cm (14 inch) of stretchy silicone "rope" in between, just stick them in and pull until someone can't hold on anymore. Stretches to at least 162cm, which is how far I can pull it using my own wingspan, but vastly farther than most will be able to pull it with their lubed-up butts. If a pair of cheeked-up tightasses manage to stretch it longer than three feet, step back, because the winner is gonna get walloped.

Sera!@seraphknights· Jun 4

#wipwednesday #ofmdfic

“That was a bust,” says Izzy.

“Were you a dick?” asks Frenchie.

“Have you met him?” asks Spriggs.

Izzy sighs. “I do want him to snap out of it, though. No good for the crew if the captain is out of sorts, and nobody else wants to be the leader.”

“Pete does,” Spriggs remarks dryly, cigarette dangling between his fingers. “Which is all the more reason to help Stede get back to himself.”

“Right,” says Izzy. He considers taking the cigarette from Spriggs’ hand, but refrains for the time being.

“Your really aren’t going to try to take over again?”

“Didn’t work the first time, did it?” Izzy shakes his head. He prefers not to think about that time. “I’ll fucking pass. Can’t swim as well as I used to.”

“Well if Stede’s gonna be our leader, we still need a plan,” says Frenchie. “Izzy was supposed to be the plan.”

Spriggs snorts, then coughs. “You thought <i>Izzy</i> would cheer him up?”

Sera!@seraphknights· May 24

if steddyhands isn't real explain this??

snapshot of a video game screen showing a skill called "steady hands".

Sera!@seraphknights· May 14

ofmd fans to good omens fans when the finale is disappointing:

A man stands with a noose around his neck, with subtitles reading "First time?"

Sera!@seraphknights· May 14

this song was on the radio and I was like... damn... gentlebeard...

Chorus]
You've already won me over
In spite of me
And don't be alarmed if I fall
Head over feet
And don't be surprised if I love you
For all that you are
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault
[Verse 2]
Your love is thick
And it swallowed me whole
You're so much braver
Than I gave you credit for
That's not lip service

Sera!@seraphknights· May 13

surprise steddyhands in a little to the left!

three cats sit in front of a stained glass window: an elegant white one, a grumpy ear tipped grey one, and a happy orange and white one.

Sera!@seraphknights· Apr 14

she ate i fear

Do you want the house tour?
I could take you to the first, second, third floor
And I promise none of this is a metaphor
I just want you to come inside
Baby what's mine is now yours

Sera!@seraphknights· Apr 10

btw if you like space missions and gay stuff, I read Atmosphere by Taylor Jenkins Reid earlier this year and loved it!

The cover of Atmosphere: A Love Story by Taylor Jenkins Reid. A woman with dark wavy hair looks up into a blue sky. A rocket launch is reflected in her sunglasses.

Sera!@seraphknights· Apr 4

I swear he's not just orange

a calico cat flopped over and playing with a toy.

Sera!@seraphknights· Apr 1

#wipwednesday

> Still. It would be nice if Izzy at least tried to play along!
>
> “I could capture you properly,” said Stede. There had to be something that could get Izzy to act like he wasn’t in agony just looking at Stede. He just had to find it, and then… well, then their lessons would be more productive, at least, because so far they hadn’t managed anything at all, and frankly it was all Izzy’s fault. “Tie you up, gun to your back… would you like that?”
>
> Izzy’s expression in response to that was unreadable. Stede decided to assume it was anger, because that was probably safest.

Sera!@seraphknights· Mar 30

oop okay the people want to know and I just finished it and can confirm it's great all the way through! It’s Lady's Knight by Amie Kaufman and Megan Spooner!

Cover for Lady's Knight by Amie Kaufman and Megan Spooner. A dark-haired white woman in armor gazes at a blonde white woman in a medieval-style dress, who looks a bit smugly at the viewer. The cover uses bright, almost neon, pink for the title and blue for the authors' names, giving it a modern and sassy feeling.

Sera!@seraphknights· Mar 21

My #fandommarket wins! By @bookknobs.bsky.social and idk the other person's username.

A "bind with me" fic binding kit and custom trans flag crochet hook with pouch.

Sera!@seraphknights· Mar 21

And finally a longer scarf with a shell stitch! www.32auctions.com/organization...

A crochet scarf in a lacy shell stitch pattern. The color is a gradient from purple and red, to blue, to green, all in muted shades.

Sera!@seraphknights· Mar 21

And another little neck scarf, this one in a really fun stitch pattern. The dyer is our own @lyndzi.bsky.social and it is a beautiful colorway inspired by Calypso. There's also a bit of sparkle in this yarn! www.32auctions.com/organization...

A small crochet scarf with a wavy stitch pattern, in lovely shades of teal, blue, and green.

Sera!@seraphknights· Mar 21

Next, an asymmetrical scarf in the pink and yellow color scheme that reminds me of the rosy maple moth! This one is a little cheaper because it was actually my first time working with such thin yarn. I imagine you'd also wear this around your neck like a cowl! www.32auctions.com/organization...

A small asymmetrical triangle crochet scarf in pink, yellow, and white.

Sera!@seraphknights· Mar 21

Getting down to the wire so let me actually link to my crochet pieces available for bidding at the @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social #fandommarket! First is this teal and orange bandana cowl! www.32auctions.com/organization...