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sevedge@sevedge· 5d

GOD IS HOLE. BOOTY HOLE.

Picture of a sidewalk with "GOD IS HOLY" written in chalk in the foreground. The Y has been overwritten by an E making it read "GOD IS HOLE". Further down the sidewalk someone has written "Booty Hole" in chalk

sevedge@sevedge· 11d

here is a picture of my cat intently watching a video about beehives with me

a brown and black medium hair tabby cat sits on a red rug in front of a small TV on a wooden media stand. on the TV screen is a video of a wasp building a nest next to a sscientific flowchart. the cat is really locked in.

sevedge@sevedge· 16d

oh hey thats where I took my pfp!! you can kayak the lake and hike the cliffs and hang out with the sheep- maybe the coolest thing ive ever done

Rocky cliff above the ocean with pools of water cascading over the edge

Rocky cliff above the ocean, pools of water with algae, a sheep hanging out on the ledge

large pool of water next to a lake with a grassy cliff rising high in the distance

sevedge@sevedge· 17d

three hours after I said that we dont make tiered cakes my company's ig account posted this. theyre really trying me today I stg

a tiered chantilly wedding cake WHICH WE DO NOT MAKE sitting on a table outdoors where it SHOULD NOT BE

sevedge@sevedge· 17d

pls stop we're a grocery store we dont even make tiered cakes

ai diagrams of a two tiered cake with side views, top views, insert diagrams, and purple flower decor that doesnt exist in nature let alone in buttercream

sevedge@sevedge· 21d

this will now be a thread of all the worst ai products i find on etsy

blatantly AI design for a holiday wreath insert/plate. its a scene of a.house on the bayou, a canoe, a lobster, and a sign reading "Y'all come celebrate". in the center of a plate is text reading "Christmas in Lousiana" yes spelled Lousiana

six decorative wreath inserts/plates, all with blatant AI designs. Theres two about welders with text like "A Welder Lives Here With His Hot Rod Habits and Bad Attitude. Enter at Your Own Risk. Seriously... Don't Touch Anything! I'll Weld It Together Or Myself!" There's also a gnome eating tacos, one with the Army vs the Marines, a Let's Fiesta, and an astrological Aries plate with the ram against a background of flames

Five five-star reviews in a row from different accounts with the exact same language: "Thanks so much. Everything was as pictured and arrived in a timely manner."

sevedge@sevedge· 23d

have you ever seen a poutier cat than this boy who can't wait fifteen minutes from when I walk in the door to play with his favorite toy

black and brown medium hair tabby cat laying on his stomach on a red pattern carpet. his paws are out in front of him, his head between his arms, looking up at the camera seemingly sadly. in the foreground is a yellow ribbon danger toy hanging from a fishing wire. hes really sad no one is playing with it.

sevedge@sevedge· 24d

man my electric bill literally doubled this month so I went to check myself and actually i feel pretty good rn in comparison

chart comparing my energyuse withmy efficient neighbors and all my neighbors in an apartment within .1 miles. im using 134 kWh, efficient neighbors 157 kWh, all neighbors 301 kWh

sevedge@sevedge· Jul 20

its me and my lil step neice popping bubbles in the driftless area 🥹

a person in a dark green dress holding a toddler in a white flower girl dress. theyre outside on a patio surrounded by green hills, a forest in the background and bubbles floating around

sevedge@sevedge· Jul 10

now thats some fine bus bunching

screenshot of a bus tracker- there are 5 buses coming in 12 minutes, 14 minutes, 14 minutes, 15 minutes, and 15 minutes. bus bunching at its finest.

sevedge@sevedge· Jul 3

should I go to the Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping 10th anniversary sing-along screening at a legit concert venue y/y

screenshot of a ticketing platform for MUBI FEST CHiCAGO: POPSTAR 10th Anniversary Sing-Along

sevedge@sevedge· Jul 3

my cats love this toy so much they sit and wait next to it while glaring at me

two medium hair black and brown tabby cats sit next to each other at the foot of a loveseat. tucked in the arm of the loveseat is a cat teaser wand, and the yellow ribbon attachment is hanging right in front of the cats faces. one cat is staring at the toy while the other is glaring directly into camera

sevedge@sevedge· Jul 1

in danger of spiraling so what if I instead read about some bs that has nothing to do with me or my people. my sister's church maybe just excommunicated themselves and they're making weird memes about it so that's kind of fun I guess??

idk its a weird SSPX biblical meme about Daniel's 10 horned beast and the Vatican is the 10th horn that is all bloody and has uprooted the Vandals and Heruli and I think its saying the Pope is opressing Christians?? Maybe??

sevedge@sevedge· Jul 1

I always check the cubs games after work to see if I'll hit the crowds on the way home and damn, I didnt know you could score that many

score rundown of today's cubs game. its bottom of the 8th and the cubs are up 15 to the padres' 3

sevedge@sevedge· Jun 22

imagine spending $49.99 for an 8x10 print of your own photo put through a shitty AI Ghibli filter. it gets harder every day to find actual handmade things on etsy.

a before and after pic of a wedding photo put through an AI Studio Ghibli filter/prompt. it looks fine until you zoom in or look at it for more than 5 seconds. wonky eyes, weird fingers, half a moustache

zoom in on the first photo, the AI generated Ghibli wedding photo. the guests in the background have missing features, mismatching outlines, fingers that are half cut off, and also the bride's hand which has a mysterious fleshy blob behind it

Text from the etsy listing. "🎨 How It's Made: We use a variety of creative tools- including digital illustration software, AI assistance, and hand-editing techniques- to transform your photo into a Ghibli-inspired masterpiece."

sevedge@sevedge· Jun 16

these guys wait for me outside the shower every day as if they were toddlers come on now

two long haired black and brown tabby cats sit on a very small bathroom sink. they look like they need your attention please

sevedge@sevedge· Jun 10

welp got dark five minutes ago and already the first tree is down on my street, stay safe midwest!!!

photo of a chicago street from an apartment complexes window. almost out of frame you can see a tree has fallen across a street and on top of a car

sevedge@sevedge· Jun 10

oh thats why im breathing in a fucking swamp out here

weather radar map showing the larger southern Lake Michigan area including Milwaukee, Chicago, South Bend and Grand Rapids. There is a very distinct and intensely abrupt North-South front of storms rolling in, with the entire eastern front in severe weather red

sevedge@sevedge· Jun 8

aaaaaanyway look at these cool tent caterpillars I saw yesterday I tried to make them a gif for you

sevedge@sevedge· Jun 6

nature 🥹

small rustic wooden bench sits on a cleared out trail in the middle of the woods. the grass is green and theres a break in the trees leading behind the bench. the trail continues into the woods. its a beautiful, pleasant, clear summer day.

sevedge@sevedge· Jun 5

northwoods day one success

hand holding a turkey feather and a model mushroom against a backdrop of grass

sevedge@sevedge· Jun 3

next on the movie list is Backrooms, which i am going to see in one of my favorite theatres in the city, a liminal ass movie theatre if I've ever seen one. also the elevators and escalators don't work. tonight at 930pm it was deserted except for a bustling bridge tournament. I love it there.

photo of an abandoned looking mall complex, looking down four stories of empty shop fronts. escalators cross over an empty Vergara space in the bottom floor that's covered with a cloth advertising an axe throwing company. weird lighting and not a single person

sevedge@sevedge· May 23

I love this post so much and I love that there is a real genuine answer (Montrose Harbor at dusk!)

Screenshot of reddit post from r/AskChicago. "Visiting Chicago from the UK next week and really want to see a racoon. Where should I go? I've visited the US and Canada many times but I've never seen a racoon in real life. It's definitely on my bucket list. I visited Chicago a few years ago and was very disappointed that there were no
racoons in Lincoln Park Zoo. Is there anywhere I can find them in captivity or do I have to hang around trash cans?"

sevedge@sevedge· May 16

picked this vintage magazine ad up in door county and now its proudly on display in my home. rip schlitz

vintage magazine ad for schlitz beer. text reads: "How Beer Benefits. Not all people yet realize the good of beer. Do vou? Do you know that it nourishes, soothes, livens and cleanses the body as no other drink does? Do you know that its malt is a food partly digested and most easily assimilated ? Doctors prescribe it to those who are weak and run down. The people of healthy nations of the the most world drink' most of it.
Be sure to get the right beer. Unfortunately all beer is not put up with sufficient care. Sometimes it iS rushed to market green and biliousness is the resultDo you know its hops are a tonic quieting to overwrought nerves?
Do you know its 3 per cent of alcohol assists digestion? Do you know its liquid washes away clogging waste? All these things are true. Your doctor will tell you So. That is how beer benefits. It is good both for the sick and the well. If you get Schlitz you are safe.
Schlitz is brewed in careful cleanliness, of selected materials. It IS thoroughly aged and finally every bottle is sterilized. It therefore always has the same full rich flavor.
Schlitz
The Beer That Made Milwaukee Famous"

sevedge@sevedge· May 11

dispatches from downtown: pretty nice day down here :) pretty windy and chilly, very lovely, overheard someone say 'I think we came a month too early' lol

shot of downtown Chicago from the banks of the river looking north. bright clear blue sky, reflective skyscrapers, pretty cool looking

sevedge@sevedge· May 4

went to urgent care, they took one look in my ears and nose and said 'oh wow' lol. lost another pound, so I treated myself to an entire bowl of pho with extra extra sriracha. take that, sinuses. and also stomach.

way too large bowl of pho tai with sriracha drizzled all over

sevedge@sevedge· Apr 23

demon cat

brown and black medium haired tabby cat laying on someone's lap on a yellow blanket. hes on his side with his paws stretched towards the camera, one claw out. His eyes are half open and his pupils are weird and he looks like hes possessed by a demon

sevedge@sevedge· Apr 22

should I try the cursed malort iced coffee and fight god??

can of jeppson's malört liqueur conditioned cold coffee cans from dark matter coffee company

sevedge@sevedge· Apr 14

dear zuko

sevedge@sevedge· Apr 12

people gotta stop sending us AI cakes man i work in a grocery store give me a break with this