SexCpotatoes

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Everybody's equal, just don't measure it. Do the good that's in front of you. This is really going to cut into my podcast listening time.

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SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Jul 15

This is an older one. Ive got heat indexes up to like 125

Temperature 99.9, heat index, 111.4, Relative humidity 39.5. station pressure 29.13, dewpoint 70.8

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Jun 23

Can't wait for my gourmet grocery food order. Energizer 2032 Lithium batteries in a Fine jewelry cleaner sauce for dinner tonight!

Amazon gourmet grocery product list with a couple of chocolate cookie gift sets and then Weiman Fine Jewelry Cleaner and Energizer 2032 Lithium batteries. Which I'm relatively sure say 'do not eat' on the packages.

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· May 30

Crudely drawn doodle of a horse's body and legs with the bottom half of a human where the human torso on a traditional centaur would be. Handwritten text: Stop trying to make AI Centaur happen.

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· May 14

Like this?

Railroad speed car, red, on a trailer. 'Strawser S R Railroad' lettering on its side. Full body enclosed track inspection and maintenance vehicle.

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· May 13

Guys hear me out. Denim (picture of Spider-Man villain/antihero Venom where instead of the gooey black symbiote, it has a denim texture/color.)

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· May 4

What kind of faerie garden is this?!?

Corner of yard landscaping with weathered wooden fence post and two rails on opposite sides meeting at the ground on both sides. Tipped wooden bucket and some overgrown flowers, main mass of violet colored flowers to the right, and sparse, tiny red flowers growing on the left. A small wooden chair is attached to the corner post on the outside edge.

Zoomed in photo of the small wooden chair (about the size for a barbie doll) attached to the weathered wooden fence post with bottom of bucket visible behind the fence to the right. With a NAIL sticking directly up through the middle of the bottom of the seat.

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· May 2

RS2000

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Mar 28

Here you go.

Four panels, first one a smiling banana leans inside a blue bowl with a light green background. They say "I'm going to be a tasty and healthy snack!" Second panel shows a spotty banana sitting next to the first speaker with a pinched face smoking a tiny cigarette saying "Listen here, new kid: You're never going to be food. We're prisoners, cursed to mark the passage of time with the withering of our bodies.

Third panel has it panned to the right showing a leathery, brown banana with its head lying back on the edge of the bowl with eyes looking 2 different directions and a giant open-mouthed, gap-toothed beatific smile saying "Speak for yourself. I'm gonna be banana bread!

Fourth panel has the younger banana on the left, smoking pinch-faced banana on the right who says "Nobody is ever banana bread. "

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Mar 27

*taps the sign*

If a trump supporter says they want you to back something up with facts, they're lying. They want you to waste your time on an explanation they will neither consider nor accept. If they liked facts, they wouldn't be trump supporters.

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Mar 17

Hahahaha, almost all the replies on all the videos are like this

Replies asking the woke ginger if target paid him for the video and linking the dark money group article

Replies on the woke ginger's posts asking if he blew the $1500 already.

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Feb 17

Yes, the nightmare fuel hallucinating glue on pizza smoke 1 cigarette per day while pregnant mechahitler is "correct."

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Feb 14

Yeah they're a bit of slow starters because Diedrich Bader is on the team.

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Feb 14

On my streaming stick I had to do a double take--I didn't know Diedrich Bader was in this year's Olympics.

Three TEM USA Olympic competitors, a man and two women in a advertising card on a streaming menu wlth a list of channels below it in a row. The man on the left bears more than a passing resemblance to Diedrich Bader.

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Feb 13

Horse body woth human ass and legs in place of the human torso and head of a traditional centaur. Written text reads "Stop trying to make A I Centaur happen. " in all capitals.

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Dec 25

We "value" your "privacy"

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Dec 12

You thought I was kidding? 😜 www.casio.com/intl/watches...

Hand assembling a black and white puzzle, with image tinted light blue around the hand. The index finger has a digital watch ring on it. Top of image has text that reads 'Casio.' Under the hand it has text that says 'CASIO RING WATCH CRW-001.'

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Dec 12

Today, I chose violence again. I encourage everyone to block Google Gemini and report it as Spam.

Cropped screenshot of a text message list with the Gemini message selected. It says "Hi, I'm Gemini in Go..." And a menu hovers above it reading 'Mark as unread' and 'Block' as the options.

Screenshot of menu bubble hovering over text message list that reads 'Block Gemini? You won't receive calls or messages from this number. This chat will stay in "Spam & blocked," without notification.'

Then a filled check box reading 'Report as spam. To help reduce spam, the sender's number & recent messages may be shared with Google & mobile carriers. Standard charges may apply.' Then a link to 'learn more' and then options at the bottom for 'Cancel' and 'Yes'

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Nov 4

Cc @85mf.bsky.social Live captions on:

Russell Wilson video still, covered by subtitles whose text reads "I never limited. Unlimited diarrhea unlimited." Instead of retirement wishes.

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Sep 30

Six replies with only one visible. I believe censorship is afoot.

Screenshot of Molly's post about Reebok getting off that BDS list fast. And one visible reply from a person named Rania in Gaza, when there should be six posts.

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Aug 26

Al literally "thinks" a forever stamp costs $.66

AI summary on Google search that says "How much postage do I need for a 6 by 9 envelope?" It says 'one forever stamp is sufficient,' then goes on to say 1 oz or less takes one forever stamp (currently $0.66).

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Jun 21

One speed cruiser bike pedalling around DC is no joke.

Old Murray single speed cruiser bike. Metallic teal with black and neon green seat and chrome fenders. Parked by a bush on concrete

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Jun 4

Aaaaaand Mars is destroyed about 12.5 minutes later?

Screenshot showing time from earth to Mars at speed of light. Between 3.03 and 22.4 minutes with an average of 12.5 because the distance varies.

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Apr 8

The Running Man is the future they are trying to force us to die in.

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Mar 14

Enamel pin with white goose holding a knife in its beak with wings spread wide and the gold words 'Peace' at the top, and 'Was Never an Option' on the bottom. On a black background, testing on a beach themed tan coaster

Enamel pin with white goose holding a knife in its beak with wings spread wide and the gold words 'Peace' at the top and the words 'Was Never an Option' at the bottom.

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Feb 17

Is google literally run by Nazis?

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Jan 23

They literally misattributed one of the most iconic movie lines of all time.

Google's Trash AI misattributes quote from 1986 movie Aliens, "I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." to Corporal Hicks, and not Ripley, who actually said it, according to IMDB at the bottom of the page.

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Dec 29

(4/4) this is the best description of the fascist mind I can find, I hope you feel this adds to your understanding. Thanks.

Page 224 of Kurt Vonnegut's Mother Night

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Dec 29

(3/4)

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Dec 29

(2/4)

page 223 of Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut

SexCpotatoes@sexcpotatoes· Dec 29

Mother Night is a great book and I feel this is one of the best passages.