Shappi Khorsandi
@shappikhorsandi
My favourite colour is purple. My favourite spoon is a teaspoon.
I dont have flash quotes or reviews as its a WiP but i have audience dm's to coax you into my play #kismet @summerhall #edfest #shappikhorsandi
I have @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social in cushion form in my play. Come and see it. Summerhalls Edinburgh till 16th
Come and see my play, Kismet, Summerhalls, 7.20pm till 16th. It's where I put a lot of my agony towards The Left during Iran protests in jan. #shappikhorsandi #edfringe #edfest #theatre
Hello! My play Kismet is on at Summerhall #edfringe till 16th. It's about how I felt during Iran protests. But its also funny. Please spread the word. Its a Work In Progress. #edfringetheatre #newwriting #theatre #edfest
Oi! #leamingtonspa too good for me are ya??? (Sorry. I love you and need you tomorrow ) #royalspacentre #leamingtoncomedy #leamingtonspacomedy
People keep texting me to ask how my family are. I appreciate it. They are as below. Love to everyone who is in nightmare of war.
In hospital 12 years ago today. And what a brilliant day we had. Happy birthday to my magical girl ❤️
I love the Rik Mayall Comedy Festival. He was a hero to me. His sister and daughter Bonnie came to my show and I was beside myself happy. It's fun isn't it? this comedy thing.
Touring with redheads IS more fun @soozuk.bsky.social is smashing at @monmouthsavoy.bsky.social and my competitive spirit means I will also attempt to sing opera during my set.
He never ever knows when I am kidding 🤣 Very happy for Crystal Palace. Long may they reign.
Soho Walthamstow opening gala was unreal amazing. Huge congratulations to the brilliant and beautiful @sohotheatre team who kept the faith FOR YEARS and made this dream come true 🥰
Had such a lovely chat with @robinince.bsky.social at Tunbridge Wells Literary festival. Well worth the climb us the hill.
I forgot about bluesky! Here's a picture of my mum in the 70s to make up for it. I LOVE HER CLOTHES!
Awww!!! @mrmarksteel.bsky.social is the cutest! #crystalpalacefc
This happened today. Neither are neutered. White girl is my baby, fluffy lothario Benny Hill chased my girl all over the park. What a sight. Vet said they didn't 'lock' so puppies unluckily. Thank goodness as she has a place at Oxford.
He goes so well will make Delboy bar 🥰 @mrmarksteel.bsky.social
Mark and I did @hayfestival in a day yesterday and entertained ourselves at service stations. Poor Gregg Wallace!
If you are @hayfestival.bsky.social this weekend, come see us in a chat with @adamrutherford.bsky.social tomorrow
As a former Masterchef contestant, I am now being contacted by TV folk, yet again, to 'give my thoughts' on a grim man who has been nurtured and rewarded on TV for years. My cheekbones are too beautiful, my charm too abundant to waste my breath on Gregg Wallace thank you.
No idea what to post. While I figure it out, here's a photo of my dad going down a slide in the 70s with his ever-present, hands-free cigarette in his mouth.
I love writing my column in @newhumanist.bsky.social especially because @martinrowson.bsky.social draws a cartoon of me every month for it. What a treat!