My dog because I'm too sick to walk her.

Nailing Lestat AND Vriska. theonion.com/horoscopes/ All astrology is fake except for scorpio.

Unrelatedly did you know Colleen Atwood, the Black Parade uniform designer lady, won an oscar for the costumes in Beloved? Other ghostly manifestations of genocide wish they looked this good.

Everything you need to know about me can be summed up in the fact that when I was eight years old this was my favourite dress. Sure I was a fan of Courtney Love later and whatever but I think we have to acknowledge the unironic part of me that just loved Laura Ashley.

I'm pretty sure I've posted this exact screencap before but. Hey.

youtube stop reminding me of my dead wife

Eight year olds should not be playing nitroplus games it will lead them to unrealistic expectations of how much amputation the average relationship has.

In case anyone wondered how things are going over on the everything app, how does "let's make deltarune cishet" sound.

cool and normal promo art

He's a bitch and I like him so much

I know they're genderless but they look like beautiful lesbians.

Like I find this genuinely upsetting. Ugly is such a loaded term for 'looking like a regular person' and it really bothers me.

tumblr back at it with hitting me with bricks

Oops I guess the after didn't post.

This morning Nomia called me out onstream, being "Mary says they're 44 and don't have to care about drama but the new Deltarune came out AND THEY IMMEDIATELY STARTED POSTING DRAMA. STOP IT" and I tried to claim that people misgendering Kris is DIFFERENT but I guess Nomia has a point for the record:

TIM GAVE JASON A PHOTO HE TOOK WHEN JASON WAS ROBIN AND JASON KEEPS IT FRAMED IN HIS APARTMENT

A rare time that I will permit heterosexuality

Your honour I love them all so much

Especially that one

I love Robins so much you guys.

Tim: does not care about sports

I love it when faggy little pre-crisis Jason breaks through

Getting hair did so England doesn't think I'm feral. Before shot.

A seller in taobao has fanmade tnc plushies for sale and I ordered my lil guy and this photo just came in from the proxy service. Look at him! My lil guy!

listen it's a few decades since I've seen it but "because a guy holds a fake movie audition to find a girlfriend and then she cuts his foot off with piano wire" would be my first guess

All these years later and whenever they interact my heart gives a little squeal

Unfortunately occasionally I love Bruce

I like Lindsay Ellis a lot, but I have decided I never want to hear anyone's opinion on romantasy ever again actually.

NADINE YOU WERE IN EPISODE THREE THAT SHIT WAS BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN LEVELS OF STRIFE