If you can't boogie in the locker room, where can you boogie?

Getting some sun on the buns

I've wanted a flat cage for a long time, and I love this one from @nakedkiwinz.bsky.social - it's the first cage I've bought that actually thinks about how numbered tags can insert and be held, as well as locks. Use my code HAYDN at nakedkiwi.nz?sca_ref=1144... for 20% off!

Thick thighs save lives

Can I do a cartwheel? No. Can I do a cartwheel, with terrible form? Also, no. Can I look like a twat in the gym? Absolutely.