Shana

@shayz0rz

Big fan of GMacht's hiatus beard, the sister wives and the dude with the middle name Johannes, FWIW. Used to count shits. When I'm not being an insufferable fangirl, I'm...an insufferable person with BIG opinions and analysis. Basically just insufferable.

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Shana@shayz0rz· Jul 13

Monday.

Screenshot from The Vampire Lestat. Lestat is covered in dirt, and his hair is messy because he's been in the dirt for 80 years. Marius is leaving him with Those Who Must Be Kept, but he's reluctant to become their keeper. Captions read: "I don't want a job. I wanna die."

(Note: Sam Reid is Lestat is Sam Reid, but they want you to believe this is an actor in a TV show. It's a hoax!)

Shana@shayz0rz· Jul 12

Never forget.

May 3, 2016 tweet from now dead (may he be remembered for the vile fucking curse that he was) Senator Lindsey Graham: "If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it."

Shana@shayz0rz· Jul 11

Fuck all y'all again.

Screenshot of July 11, 2024 Facebook memory: "The number of times per day in the past couple of weeks I've had to be like 'but that is what a VP does.'

Dubya left a lot of y'all behind."

Shana@shayz0rz· Jul 10

Dubya in front of a "child left behind" sign (the "no" in his very bad legislation is covered up)

Shana@shayz0rz· Jul 10

It's Canada's Drag Race All Stars o'clock!

Shana@shayz0rz· Jul 9

Saw this elseweb. Had to share.

Screenshot from “mytherapistsays” on instagram. Standard text on white background:

“top 5 horror movies
-having a job
-not having a job
-applying for jobs
-the job market
-the concept of working my whole life”

Shana@shayz0rz· Jul 7

Bill would like for you to know that, if you say the magic words he wants to hear, he'll "overlook" the fact that you're a rapist.

Bill Bullock billbullock.bsky.social says: "Platner said the things many working people have been dying for politicians to say for years. If he stops genocide and supports a social safety net, I can overlook a lot."

Shana@shayz0rz· Jul 7

"bullwinkles" is more upset about alleged arrogance than, you know, all the red flags.

screenshot of a post by bullwinkles.bsky.social: "The arrogant response to the Platner situation by the establishment, pundits, insiders and professional political class tells you everything you need to know about why people don't vote. and why people take risks on outsider candidates. They are fed up with the professional political insiders."

Shana@shayz0rz· Jul 7

Everyone thank Cali-Candace for telling on herself.

Screenshot of post by cali-candace.bsky.social: “I’m all about ‘believe the woman’, but I also see how this could be a TOTAL ruse by Republicans!!! Republicans play DIRTY!!! WE ALL KNOW IT!! This, to me, seems like an Al Franken moment!!!

Anyone who responds to me with negativity about my opinion here, I’ll fucking report you and block you!!!”

Shana@shayz0rz· Jul 7

Everyone thank Dan for telling on himself.

Screenshot from Dan danlitt.bsky.social:

“When there's a big election coming up and accusations like this start happening, I'd like the accuser to do so under oath. Otherwise, I mean anybody can say anything about anyone”

Shana@shayz0rz· Jul 7

"Near blackout drunk" isn't an excuse for rape, or racism, or any number of other red flags with this guy. Plenty of people, including alcoholics at rock bottom, can manage to get that drunk and not do any of those things! This is not a serious person and, in fact, a dangerous one.

beachsharon.bsky.social wants you to know they're fine with walking red flag Graham Platner. Quote from screenshot post: "Platner? He is imperfect. He should withdraw from the race. That said, according to accounts, he was near blackout drunk. As a sister to a drunk I am inclined to give him a bit of grace."

Shana@shayz0rz· Jul 7

They're still doing this shit, I see. Fuck Edwin, out here mansplaining what is and isn't nazi to me, A LITERAL FUCKING JEW WHO KINDA IS ALREADY PAINFULLY AWARE. Blahblah mansplain about SCOTUS. Cool. What medical procedures can "Edwin" not get because of them?

edwinguilliot.bsky.social is a nazi apologist mansplainer, coming into my mentions to tell me "Having a skull tattoo isn't Nazi," when it was a literal fucking Totenkopf. WHICH IS A NAZI SYMBOL.

The rest of his condescending mansplaining post reads as follows:

"Masked ICE agents actually kidnapping citizens is Nazi. Susan Collins abets this activity. This is her Supreme Court.

Susan Collins has to be unseated or any of us could find ourselves in an ICE detention prison. Citizen or not."

Shana@shayz0rz· Jul 7

Thank you for telling on yourself. Fucking wild you're making this particular flavor rape and nazi apologia to *Vindman* while we're at it. Also. I know plenty of "self medicating with alcohol and fighting his internal demons" alcoholics who never raped anyone or got nazi tattoos so.

Screenshot. edwinguilliot.bsky.social is replying to ALEXANDER VINDMAN, of all people, to make excuses for the oyster rapist.

Edwin says: "At that time in his life he was going through PTSD following several tours as a Marine in Afghanistan.
He was self-medicating with alcohol and fighting his internal demons.

His wife has forgiven him.
Maybe you should cut him some slack."

Shana@shayz0rz· Jul 7

This is why we choose the fucking bear. Thanks for telling on yourself, Chuck.

"Independent Human (Chuck) independenthuman.bsky.social" says:

"I loosely supported him only because I wasn't convinced a tattoo was enough to make him invalid and hearing women claim he abused them with no evidence sounds like typical politics. But if this woman has evidence then by all means he needs to drop out. I just wanted a chance to get rid of Collins."

I have highlighted the "hearing women claim he abused them with no evidence sounds like typical politics."

Shana@shayz0rz· Jul 6

Inside me, there are two wolves:

Shana@shayz0rz· Jul 5

Amazing. Based on publication dates, I genuinely can't figure out which book this would've been. Guess I randomly decided to re-read The Vampire Lestat because why not?

Screenshot of a July 5, 2009 fb status update: "...is spending the afternoon reading about Lestat."

Shana@shayz0rz· Jul 4

Shana@shayz0rz· Jul 3

Heartbreaking: The worst person you know just made a great point.

Screenshot of FS Gossips post: “Eteri Tutberidze ‘I’m a very fastidious person. When I travel and stay in hotels, I always have wipes with me that remove 99% of germs and wipe everything I might touch. I really don’t understand – men always have to shake hands. You don’t know where that hand has been!’”

Shana@shayz0rz· Jul 2

Juan wants you to know there’s a Jewish man puppeteering. Not antisemitic at all!!!! Juan is also v mature.

Screenshot of post from “juan, immigrant…” ecuamerican.bsky.social

“Laughing at morons being activated by Schumer and the Dem establishment m.” YALL BE DILDOS HAHAHA”

Shana@shayz0rz· Jun 26

This Latina Royale cast

Shana@shayz0rz· Jun 24

Harvey Specter (Gabriel Macht) in the TV show Suits being melodramatic and saying "I have to go kill myself" because he was told he had to go make nice with his frenemy. Important note: Behind him, Jessica Pearson (Gina Torres) looks stunning in a long-sleeved white dress.

Shana@shayz0rz· Jun 16

"When does criticizing Israel become antisemitic?" IDK, man. Shouting conspiracy bullshit about how (((they))) "have taken over our government" or whatever else filth is in this post is pretty fucking clear cut. Or at least it should be...and isn't, what with the likes and all.

User Patikat6 posts: "They're blending our military with the IDF. The IDF trains our police. Isn'treal has taken over our government. The only thing left for the take over to be complete is for the average person to accept it. Which apparently, people don't fucking care."

Shana@shayz0rz· Jun 15

Sometimes, I get very interesting spam!

Screenshot of spam email with subject line "ILLUMINATI MEMBERSHIP INVITATION"

Screenshot of spam email claiming to be from Tom Cruise, trying to get me to open some bullshit about virtual assistant AI slop

Shana@shayz0rz· Jun 12

We got drama on the Nextdoor, people!

screenshot of nextdoor post (name and neighborhood cropped out): "I didn’t know people weren’t allowed to smoke cigarettes outside anymore? Because it disturbs them and the fact that instead of having a civil conversation you stand over my back fence like a creep and tell me that you and the other neighbors came to the conclusion it was us smoking. But yet I was never asked. So for the “weed” smell you smell , nice try. I have a 5 year old. Try to get with your neighbor friends and figure it out again. Wrong guess. 💯💯 then for you to tell me to go inside my house where my kids live to smoke cigarettes. Yeah okay. Or my car. Even better. I’m not bothering nobody out here but Karen’s husband got bored and decided to be in charge. I’ll go smoke my cigarette closer to my fence in MY yard next time. Mind you I’ve NEVER had any issues with neighbors in my 10 years of renting from anywhere. Until I move here to Cary. Lawddddd and we just moved here in May. But never met anyone or don’t know anyone’s name…but it’s been decided already in a group convo that we are the problem. How about YALL go inside? Okay rant over. Have a good night."

Shana@shayz0rz· Jun 9

Screenshot of US House of Representatives clerk's page tracking the votes for the bill in question. 214 Republican Ayes, 3 not voting. 0 Democrat Ayes, 211 Noes, 1 not voting. Independent: 0 ayes, 1 no, 0 not voting.

Quotes user blames Dems, who all voted no or not at all. 🥴

Shana@shayz0rz· Jun 9

(At the eye doc if someone can alt text for me…)

Shana@shayz0rz· Jun 9

Holy shit. The Confessions II short film?!!!!

Shana@shayz0rz· Jun 8

When you're trying to act superior to people who think nazi tattoos should be red flags, please do learn the difference between "irreverent" and "irrelevant."

"Mike Shaw zax2000.bsky.social" thinks a nazi tattoo is "irreverent."

Full post: "Whether or not he knew his tattoo was nazi-esque when he got it or if he found out later & didn't care irreverent to me. What I care about is who is today. The question is: Do Maine voters believe him when he says who he is today?

After thinking about it, I do. We'll see if ME voters do too."

The first sentence is highlighted by me.

Shana@shayz0rz· Jun 7

Y’all are some sick fucks out here.

Screenshot of post by “Dobie Rush” dobie-rush.bsky.social that says: “I do not condone the abuse of women. But bruises heal. What cannot heal is America after 4 more years of Republican control of Congress.

Send Graham Platner to the Senate.”

Shana@shayz0rz· Jun 5

Oh, ok. Sure. "Lifelong advocate for human rights (*for EVERYONE)...[a bunch of disingenuous shit here]...Jewish." That totally tracks with your nazi defense here. So true!