Pyjama Llama
@shazllama
One foot on the pedal bin
The dirty knees of a woman who has spent most of the day in the #allotment and intends to spend the rest of it in a #hammock
Houseguest arrives today It’s possible that I’ve got too much time on my hands
I can’t remember who on Bluesky alerted me to this hammock but I thank you from the bottom of my sweaty heart
A man just posted this garbage through my letter box. And, yes, I did open the door to call ‘you’ve got to be joking, mate’ after him. He didn’t respond. #Sheffield isn’t fascist
If you see a low flying chicken over #Sheffield it’ll be due to #StormDave
Remember when #Morrissey did a 45 minute gig at Manc Arena and these notices were posted everywhere #TOTP
And the Lego shepherds were sore afraid. But Angel Gorbachev said ‘I bring you tidings of great joy’