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@sherlockwithoutabs

Capricious, mercurial, *and* erratic 30-something he/they alternate-reality philosopher-king. Mendacious, bodacious, and loquacious. Official account of the Feywilds' first and only Wendy's franchise. Any opinions you agree with are my own.

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Actual Seelie@sherlockwithoutabs· 28d

mfw your spellchecker is fucking stupid

Screenshot of the word "anthropogenic", which is a very real word, underlined with red indicating a spelling error which does not exist

Actual Seelie@sherlockwithoutabs· Jul 2

Clip from the Nickelodeon show "Kenan and Kel" where Kenan tries to confess his love for a girl named Brianna by hanging a banner at the top of the Sears tower but Kel accidentally rips it down so it says "Kenan ❤️ Brian" and then they get trapped up there on maintenance scaffolding and almost die or something

Actual Seelie@sherlockwithoutabs· Jul 2

A blanket of the Pokemon TCG card "Thicc Charizard". It has all the same attributes of regular Charizard except the picture of Charizard has huge butt cheeks.

Actual Seelie@sherlockwithoutabs· Jul 1

Wait a damn minute!!!! I pulled two misprinted foils at pre-release and just now looked at them more closely!!!! WotC where is the quality control dawg!!!!

Photo showing two foil Magic: The Gathering cards from the new Marvel set. One is Red Room Recruit with about a quarter of an inch removed from the left side and a about the same amount of another card on the right and slightly askew with cutting. The other is Roxxon Brutes with about the same amount missing from the left and a similar amount of another card on the right.

The same two cards pressed against one another showing that Roxxon Brutes was printed with the missing information from Red Room Recruit

Actual Seelie@sherlockwithoutabs· Jun 27

I dunno but I got a ton of it somehow

That ideology quiz or whatever results that I got:

81% Woke/19% Chud
38% Techbro/64% Neo-Luddite
23% Hopepilled/77% Doomer
67% Davos/ 33% Dubai

My closest match: Greta Thunberg

Swedish environmental activist

Actual Seelie@sherlockwithoutabs· Jun 25

lmao what the fuck?

Actual Seelie@sherlockwithoutabs· Jun 22

Happy Father's Day

Image of Ging Freecss, the ultimate deadbeat dad, from the manga/anime Hunter x Hunter.

Actual Seelie@sherlockwithoutabs· Jun 15

Actual Seelie@sherlockwithoutabs· Jun 13

Sorry nerds, the perfect commander already exists:

Magic: The Gathering card "Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer"

It is 1R for a 1/2 Creature - Goblin Artificer Legend with ability:

"Sacrifice an artifact: Target artifact becomes indestructible until end of turn. ("Destroy" effects and lethal damage do not destroy that artifact.)

Flavor text: "'I used to joke that he had been exiled for being too smart. Now I know why he never lauged.'
- Glissa Sunseeker"

Art is of a scrawny green goblin with welding goggles hammering a steel spike into the golem whose shoulder he is perched on. The background is red, presumably a foundry or workshop with chains and scaffolding seen. He has a giant fucking Lowe's-ass hammer, too. He is perfect.

Art is by Kev Walker.

Actual Seelie@sherlockwithoutabs· Jun 5

Wait hold the fuck up, I can do D-Squad shenanigans?

3 astromech droids and a purple alien charging into battle

Actual Seelie@sherlockwithoutabs· Jun 5

Current mood:

Will Ferrell as the fashion designer Mugatu from the film Zoolander. He is screaming.

Actual Seelie@sherlockwithoutabs· Jun 3

Like I can't get over this. As someone who's fooled around with more than a few Investigate decks this one card makes that whole keyword *so* much stronger.

Upcoming Magic: The Gathering card "Mister Fantastic, Reed Richards". It is a 2/4 Legendary Creature - Human Scientist Hero for 3U with text:

Reach

Whenever one or more tokens you control enter, you may draw a card.

Flavor Text:
"He's always in control of the situation, even when stretched thin."

Art is a stylized image of Reed Richards, a member of Marvel's Fantastic Four with the ability to stretch his body like rubber, wrapping himself around a dockside pylon and stretching his body thin in order to rescue someone drowning in the disgusting harbor water at night.

Art is by Rimas Valeikis

Actual Seelie@sherlockwithoutabs· May 31

ACAB includes Marty

Marty, the narc who works at Stop and Shop. A tall mechanical pillar covered in camera on wheels who the suits at the plop put cute little googly eyes on to try and trick us into thinking it's not a fucking snitch.

Actual Seelie@sherlockwithoutabs· May 27

I bled to death fighting a boar with a dorsal fin, woke up on the other side of the map with a broken arm and infested with the bees that make you stronger. This is Outward.