you vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about

is he a charles guiteau defender or just a sensible person that recognizes a guy dying from "shot in the ass" is very very funny

I hate this fucking team

just want to take a moment this Non-Binary People's Day to honor one of the all-time greats. nobody transcends gender like the King of the Monsters 💜💛🖤🤍

could be worse

low hanging fruit but anyway

CARLSON: Folks, they're saying this is the ultimate weapon. The sword of heroes; a phantom sword with immeasurable power of the spirits; the key to eternal youth; a treasure without equal; a panacea to cure all illnesses. MATTHEWS: It's unmistakably evil, Tuck. It feeds on human souls!

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

me watching every mets game

Anyway, I've been toying around with making alternate logos for some teams that would look a lot less boring if they adopted a color scheme from another team in their city:

smdh neglecting the classics

mfw I look up someone from my past a decade plus later and she's out as trans now

made a few more since these are fun 🏳️‍⚧️

🙏 come back soon, fellas #mets

made some nonbinary pride color swaps for my favorite sports teams' logos. reminder: it's illegal to be straight or cis until July 1

quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap

I was as surprised as anyone given squirrels aren't even on the standard testing device

@maimonidesnutz.bsky.social I had no idea your relatives had made it over here

Rabbi Wise approved

I knew the vocab I learned in this book would come in handy someday

dear goyische folks coming to my post, don't do this shit

if you don't use your points...there will be a reckoning

honestly this excerpt from the brief linked above is a good encapsulation of the guy

our library has amassed 432 Laws of Power. it is hoped that deterrence theory proves correct and this stockpile keeps Barnes & Noble at bay for years 📚