altymonster
@shhhhhhcago
putting the “shh” in Chicago a place to do what I do best: be slutty and have strong opinions
I told them about the faggot scene from Freddy vs Jason, which earned me their respect through the power of shared humor
At a bachelor weekend with a bunch of straight boys and this is all that’s in the shower (took a panic nude as a fear response)
Experienced the beautiful and sacred full breadth of the homosexual experience last night* *got fucked by a daddy top while his bottom husband watched, then fucked the bottom while the top watched
Back home, back to my own mirror, back to walking around my apartment naked at all times
Two nights in a row at the nudist cruising bar in Paris, but tonight I ended it with cheese and French onion soup at 3:30 am (or I guess just…onion soup?)
Sitting in a cafe in Paris, drinking an espresso at 8:30 pm, with the Cannes awards playing in one window and Sniffies open in another...genuinely living my absolute ideal life
My ancestors crossed an ocean so that one day I could take my dick out while flying over it
Came inside a guy last night while his boyfriend came in me…sharing resources is so beautiful
Do I swim out of this existential black hole with sex or sugar or sleep…for now I’m just posting a nude for a temporary thrill idk
yesterday I fucked up my back by doing the daring, reckless act of walking across my floor. Pray for my broken body 👴🏻
went to local coffee shop before I'd showered or put myself together and of course the hottest barista is working while I'm looking like this