Shinra Middle Manager
@shinramidmanager
Team leader within Shinra's Urban Planning Division 💡| Proud husband and father 👨👩👧 | Eorzea's Warrior of Light ☄️| #UltimatePartyAnimal 🕺 Note: All opinions expressed are mine alone and do not reflect the policies of the Shinra Electric Power Company
I've been listening to it on loop nonstop while I work! It's really good!
Bow Wow Wednesday is HOT TO GO Original mash-up by @vanessathenoob.bsky.social! Check out the incredible full version here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBgb...
Unfortunately, Shinra has cancelled its Maiden's Kiss healthcare initiative and will instead be repurposing the intellectual property rights into a luxury perfume brand retailing at 12,000 gil per bottle
Ready to do my part to fight terrorism by organizing schedules and making sure the coffee pot is full!
GO ALL OUT on BOW WOW WEDNESDAY Featuring @huskybythegeek.bsky.social and @pernelle.bsky.social Please check out the full video here, it's incredible: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GlQ...
Hanging out with my coworkers before work. We might have to live in the slums, but our small salaries just makes us all the more vital to Shinra's work! We'll be recognized for our sacrifice one day, just you wait!
Wife asking me if I've been fooling with the ♀ <-> ♂ materia again and I just stare at her across the table like this
Greetings from hot and sunny Costa del Sol! These business trips got me sweatin'!
Winding down with the family after a hard day's work. Say hello to Mrs. Manager and of course, my darling little girl (on the right)!
The Shinra Electric Power Company will be reaching out to rehire the guys who make cartridge games and would like to officially apologize for the ad that implied they would be executed.
Like a dog on a chocobo, we ride again on Bow Wow Wednesday
When the company has you working overtime but your wife reminds you that it's Taco Tuesday for dinner
They've got me down in the Shinra hanger cleaning the scorpion tonight and Heidegger keeps texting me every five minutes... I'm going to miss the train at this rate...
I didn't see a medical reason for your leave of absence. Let me make you one.
Reminder that you do NOT have to engage with debate bros. They're only trying to troll you into taking their conspiracy theories seriously. Next time someone tries to rile you up with their bad faith discourse, just block, ignore, and report them to the nearest Shinra Public Security Officer.
Humble salary man DESTROYS eco-terrorist with facts and logic
When you're the only one at the office who's had their coffee this morning