Just in case you're wondering how Mitch McConnell's doing right about now

Hey Speaker "I haven't seen that yet, I'm very busy" I fixed your post.

You know I never really thought of Mitch McConnell as a sports kind of guy

I'm guessing it doesn't matter what you call it cuz apparently his opponent Ken Paxton doesn't seem to know what they are.

You mean like this guy, who by the way was getting really good health care, something that most Americans don't get, paid for by the taxpayer and was able to get a paycheck from his job, that he wasn't at.

Florida checking in. 95 degrees in the shade

One of Hemingway's lesser known classics.

Another possible suspect

I see the carpet and the drapes match the tie today

Even under the microscope

Hey CNN I fixed the headline for you maybe you should get this s*** right and just let the people know he lying.

Joe Rogan looks like a Telatubby that ate another Telatubby

Thank you for that one. You just won the internet today as far as I'm concerned.

tRump's birthday present

Somebody wants overtime Hurry the fuck up.

Weird mushroom person here with the same weird mushrooms in his yard

If anybody needs to get a hold of me I'll be right here until Labor Day

Morning Ray, speaking of buses maybe we can get this one to help drive us to vote.

They also try to poke fun at him for posting "Knick's Forever" but not until after they won.

The suit is tan and he's still the man

Really I mean come on how hard could it be? Says the man with 30 dead tomato plants.

Yes, he said something very similar. On several occasions. Personally I would have been fine if he was sent to Vietnam and stepped on a landmine then we wouldn't be dealing with this s*** today. As for my personal opinion I am opposed to any War.

All four of mine our rescue dogs.

Here's my girl who's handicapped and partially blind. She runs funny so her name is Forest as in Run Forest Run